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Jalen Hurts decides to transfer from Bama

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Picture this.

Jalen to OU.

Battles for the Heisman against Tua.

OU Bama meet again in the cfp.

Man what a fucking story that would be. Media would be jizzing all over the place if Jalen comes to OU.

That would definitely make headlines!
 

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Picture this.

Jalen to OU.

Battles for the Heisman against Tua.

OU Bama meet again in the cfp.

Man what a fucking story that would be. Media would be jizzing all over the place if Jalen comes to OU.

He might as well change his first name to Dick and start driving a 1980s conversion van.
 

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Jalen (not a great passer) + a really shitty team defense. Not a fan of that combo, he can put up points but he wouldn't be slinging it like past OU QB's: Murray, Baker, White, Bradford, Jones, etc.
 

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Hurts goes to Florida and beats Bama in the SECCG next year. It would be a marketing bonanza for CFB.

I love Jalen, but Primetime Tom Brady isn't beating Bama in the SECCG with Florida...or getting there.
 

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I love Jalen, but Primetime Tom Brady isn't beating Bama in the SECCG with Florida...or getting there.

Yeah, because you beat Miss St. and LSU so much better than Florida did. Sure, Georgia had our # this year, but they could have had yours, too.

Sounds like Clemson didn't give the gumps a proper taste of reality, yet.
 

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Yeah, because you beat Miss St. and LSU so much better than Florida did. Sure, Georgia had our # this year, but they could have had yours, too.

Sounds like Clemson didn't give the gumps a proper taste of reality, yet.

Thank you, I agree.

Clemson did, but you ain't Clemson...not even Clemson-adjacent.

Spurrier had a pretty good run once, but the reality is Gators are gonna Gator, y'all have returned to the swamp from whence you came, never to return.
 

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Thank you, I agree.

Clemson did, but you ain't Clemson...not even Clemson-adjacent.

Spurrier had a pretty good run once, but the reality is Gators are gonna Gator, y'all have returned to the swamp from whence you came, never to return.

:rolleyes: I wish Joja wouldn't have fucked-up and sucked in the SECCG so badly. They wouldn't have embarrassed the SEC as much as youz inbreds against Clemson...what a beat-down.

We play Aubarn and LSUx next regular season while you're playing S.Car and Tenn. It's good to see Bama protecting their fragile defense again next season. Wouldn't want Tua to get a scratch, either.
 

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:rolleyes: I wish Joja wouldn't have fucked-up and sucked in the SECCG so badly. They wouldn't have embarrassed the SEC as much as youz inbreds against Clemson...what a beat-down.

We play Aubarn and LSUx next regular season while you're playing S.Car and Tenn. It's good to see Bama protecting their fragile defense again next season. Wouldn't want Tua to get a scratch, either.
Gross. A UF fan swinging off some UGA nuts.
 

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Gross. A UF fan swinging off some UGA nuts.

Well fuck...put any shitty team in there instead. Chances are half the SEC would've shown better pass defense than y'all jokers.
If Jalen goes to Tennessee, they might beat Bama next season.
:dhd:
 

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:rolleyes: I wish Joja wouldn't have fucked-up and sucked in the SECCG so badly. They wouldn't have embarrassed the SEC as much as youz inbreds against Clemson...what a beat-down.

We play Aubarn and LSUx next regular season while you're playing S.Car and Tenn. It's good to see Bama protecting their fragile defense again next season. Wouldn't want Tua to get a scratch, either.

LOL, sorry we finished 2nd, and spoiled your attempt to Tarzan swing from our testicles. Are you guys even the 2nd best team in your state? Seems doubtful.
 

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Well fuck...put any shitty team in there instead. Chances are half the SEC would've shown better pass defense than y'all jokers.
If Jalen goes to Tennessee, they might beat Bama next season.
:dhd:
Nope, once the dicks touches the mouth it counts. You can't take it back now, UGA boy.
 

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Riley planning on giving someone else in the Big 12 a shot at a playoff spot next season?
I don't have access to his Outlook Calendar or planner.

Everyone gets a shot. Whether or not they can EARN it is an entirely different matter altogether.

Are you implying that OU adding Hurts would result in them not winning the conference? Funny thing about that...both Mayfield and Murray were less than stellar at their previous stops...they come to Norman and BOOM they're historically good.

I'm definitely not saying that OU will be this or that if Hurts decides to transfer there...but elite QBs seem to make their way to Norman lately and they are having some success.
 

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I don't have access to his Outlook Calendar or planner.

Everyone gets a shot. Whether or not they can EARN it is an entirely different matter altogether.

Are you implying that OU adding Hurts would result in them not winning the conference? Funny thing about that...both Mayfield and Murray were less than stellar at their previous stops...they come to Norman and BOOM they're historically good.

I'm definitely not saying that OU will be this or that if Hurts decides to transfer there...but elite QBs seem to make their way to Norman lately and they are having some success.

Give Trevor Lawrence a bunch of shitty receivers and see how good he looks. It takes two. Hurts might be good as fuck with another team.
 

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I don't have access to his Outlook Calendar or planner.

Everyone gets a shot. Whether or not they can EARN it is an entirely different matter altogether.

Are you implying that OU adding Hurts would result in them not winning the conference? Funny thing about that...both Mayfield and Murray were less than stellar at their previous stops...they come to Norman and BOOM they're historically good.

I'm definitely not saying that OU will be this or that if Hurts decides to transfer there...but elite QBs seem to make their way to Norman lately and they are having some success.
Hurts is a good athlete but he's not on the level of Mayfield or Murray when it comes to slinging the ball around and, while he can run, it's not like he's some speed demon. He would probably put up bigger numbers in an offense like OU but I don't see him being a difference maker even as a system QB. He's progressed but it wasn't hard to see how different the game speed was with him compared to when Tua is in. I like the dude and maybe he'll surprise me. Who knows.
 

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Hurts is a good athlete but he's not on the level of Mayfield or Murray when it comes to slinging the ball around and, while he can run, it's not like he's some speed demon. He would probably put up bigger numbers in an offense like OU but I don't see him being a difference maker even as a system QB. He's progressed but it wasn't hard to see how different the game speed was with him compared to when Tua is in. I like the dude and maybe he'll surprise me. Who knows.
I didn't think that Murray had a chance to be 80% of the QB that Baker was. I didn't have a lot of material to watch though.

We have a bit of Jalen's film to check out. He doesn't suck.

I think he could be as good as OU would need him to be if we can squeeze out 20% more effective defense.

I bet Miami is where he goes.
 
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