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forty_three

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Hmmm...odd here was my post:

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[QUOTE="thedddd, post: 12691363, member: 629"]Tommy:  "Hey Bill...did you ever kill anybody?"
Billy: "What kind of an a$$hole question is that?"
Tommy:  "I mean in a career?"
Billy:  "What career?"

[SPOILER="Trees Lounge"][/SPOILER][/QUOTE]

Anyway it was from trees lounge.

Ah, I see. The text for the spoiler needs to be between the "]" of the opening tag and the "[" of the closing tag. BB Code is very similar to HTML but not exactly. Just different enough to be annoying.
 

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Ah, I see. The text for the spoiler needs to be between the "]" of the opening tag and the "[" of the closing tag. BB Code is very similar to HTML but not exactly. Just different enough to be annoying.

It could be worse, I believe that I have forgotten more about HTML than I ever knew, if possible.
 

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Hmmm...odd here was my post:

Code:
[QUOTE="thedddd, post: 12691363, member: 629"]Tommy:  "Hey Bill...did you ever kill anybody?"
Billy: "What kind of an a$$hole question is that?"
Tommy:  "I mean in a career?"
Billy:  "What career?"

[SPOILER="Trees Lounge"][/SPOILER][/QUOTE]

Anyway it was from trees lounge.
Try this [ s p o i l e r ] trees lounge [ / s p o i l e r ]. Without spaces...
 

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I'm about to have a close encounter with a cattle prod!

Romancing the Stone
 

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Peter: What should we write... I have a big weiner?
Robby: I want to poop back and forth.
Peter: What? What does that mean?
Robby: Like I'll poop into her butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Back and forth. Forever.

Me And You And Everyone We Know[/spoliet]
 

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Peter: What should we write... I have a big weiner?
Robby: I want to poop back and forth.
Peter: What? What does that mean?
Robby: Like I'll poop into her butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Back and forth. Forever.

Me And You And Everyone We Know[/spoliet]

Hmm...never seen that one.:clap:

Something that sick could only come from a ratbird fan.:L
 

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I don't understand women.

Nor do I. But they understand us. Well, maybe not you.


A Knight's Tale
 

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I like you Sully, that's why I'm going to kill you last.


and


This is my weak arm Sully
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Commando
 

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"too many notes"

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Hmm...never seen that one.:clap:

Something that sick could only come from a ratbird fan.:L
Whoa, I didn't write or direct that movie or scene. I just watch
and masturbate to
it.
 

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Peter: What should we write... I have a big weiner?
Robby: I want to poop back and forth.
Peter: What? What does that mean?
Robby: Like I'll poop into her butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Back and forth. Forever.

Me And You And Everyone We Know[/spoliet]

I am a big fan of this movie. I had totally forgotten about it until I read your unmistakable quote.
 

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Whoa, I didn't write or direct that movie or scene. I just watch
and masturbate to
it.

I don't know if there was a DVD release but I have to assume it has outtakes with some attempts at it, while the cast lip synchs "Put a Little Love In Your Heart".
 

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" I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

-Taken
 

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It just happened Joe

Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."



What'd you do last night?

I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don't remember.



Jimmy Dix: You don't believe in love?

Joe Hallenbeck: I believe in love. I believe in Cancer.

Jimmy Dix: You're saying they're both diseases? I'd love to meet the bitch who fucked you up.



The Last Boyscout. One of the forgotten great movies.
 

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So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!


Eurotrip
 

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Murray Chadwick: Where'd you get these guys from, Ray? Mexico.

Ray the assistant coach: We're only looking for one player.

Murray Chadwick: Like that sorry son of a bitch who just tripped over the blueline.






Dean Youngblood: Where else could I get beaten up every day, treated like shit by prima donna Canadians, get my nuts shaved?


Youngblood
 
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