SCANDAL: Orange Bowl Caught Using CALIFORNIA Oranges

[Gatorchip]

We just don't grow many peaches. Grow a shit ton of peanuts and onions though.

Nicknames
The Peach State

Source: Georgia.gov

 

[Chewbaccer]

Source: Georgia.gov

No shit.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

What else is it? A tourism slogan?

Georgia is known as the “Peach State” because of the growers' reputation for producing the highest quality fruit. The peach became the official state fruit in 1995.

 

[Gatorchip]

No shit.

Good, then let's get back on the most important subject known to man.

Florida oranges are gay just like the Gaytors.

Are oranges gayer than peaches?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Good, then let's get back on the most important subject known to man.

Peaches>Oranges, but we don't grow enough of em for it to matter. Outdated state nickname notwithstanding.

 

[Gatorchip]

Georgia is known as the “Peach State” because of the growers' reputation for producing the gayest fruit. The peach became the official state fruit in 1995.

fixed it for you

 

[Gatorchip]

Peaches>Oranges

That wasn't the question!

 

[Chewbaccer]

That wasn't the question!

Oranges that come from Florida are the gayest fruits known to man. Oranges from other parts of the world aren't nearly as gay.

 

[LSU02]

 

[Gatorchip]

Oranges that come from Florida are the gayest fruits known to man. Oranges from other parts of the world aren't nearly as gay.

The peach emoji is used to depict a butt in digital communication. What more evidence is needed?

Peaches are much gayer than oranges.

 

[Chewbaccer]

The peach emoji is used to depict a butt in digital communication. What more evidence is needed?

Peaches are much gayer than oranges.

Not Florida oranges.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

The peach emoji is used to depict a butt in digital communication. What more evidence is needed?

Peaches are much gayer than oranges.

Do you eat either?

 

[Gatorchip]

Do you eat either?

I only consume steak and burbon.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Georgia sucks at everything... They claim to be #1 at peaches, but South Carolina produces more; they claim to be #1 at peanuts, but Alabama produces more

Nah, we're number 1 in peanuts and a variety of other crops. @Tin Man knows the numbers.

 

[mcnabb7542]

You know ever since Penn St showed up down there and whipped the Canes in the Orange Bowl that bowl game has never been the same since!

 

[mcnabb7542]

I only consume steak and burbon.

You ever soak the steak in burbon and brown sugar before you grill it?

Shit is the bomb!

 

[OldDevilDawg]

You ever soak the steak in burbon and brown sugar before you grill it?

Shit is the bomb!

Meh........depends on the ketchup.

 

[Hook'Em0608]

Georgia sucks at everything... They claim to be #1 at peaches, but South Carolina produces more; they claim to be #1 at peanuts, but Alabama produces more

I'm here to settle this.

Top 5 producers of Peanuts

Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Texas, and North Carolina

Top 5 producers of Peaches

California, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Washington, and South Carolina

So that this is on topic...

Top 3 producers of Oranges (because they pretty much produce all of them)

Florida, California, and Texas

Now that I've made jokes serious business I'll see myself out.

 

[BigAppleBadger]

We're more known for peanuts.

Is that what your wife calls it?

 

[BigAppleBadger]

Florida oranges are for juicing, you can’t really eat them. They’re too watery. You need a Mediterranean climate for good eating oranges.

I’m partial to clementines from Morocco.