Game Thread: Women's Hockey Gold Medal GNT - USA v Canada - Alterum diem vivere (subtitle: the rematch duel!)

[esls79]

I hope the game ends in shootout with the winner shotgunning cans of hite.

 

[dash]

for darkstone because he loves barbershop...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

for darkstone because he loves barbershop...

i might just cheer for the US women after seeing that shit lol

 

[dash]

Let's see if I can redeem myself...

 

[elocomotive]

Let's see if I can redeem myself...

Ruling: Guilty!
Sentence: Three laps and 20 seconds on the bottle, hit it

 

[dash]

Hey eloco, always remember, more and more Canadians walk among you Yanks each day.

 

[BGDave]

Hey eloco, always remember, more and more Canadians walk among you Yanks each day.

We are everywhere down here.

Q. How do you discover the Canadian in a room full of Americans?

A. Ask 10 U.S. history/geography/civics questions. The Canadian will get the most right answers.

 

[elocomotive]

Hey eloco, always remember, more and more Canadians walk among you Yanks each day.

It's cool. I love Canada. Always been a little part of me that wishes I'd been born there b/c I would have loved playing hockey growing up. That part of me has expanded over the past 13 months.

That or maybe I just ate too much recently. Meh... one or the other.

I don't know if I've told you guys this before, but in college our R.A. was supposed to be post bulletin boards monthly. Topics like the dangers of binge drinking to keep us youngins from not being too overly exploitative of our new found freedoms and such. He stopped doing it, so we took it over, and he didn't care. The topics included "Where do hot dogs come from?" and "The Canadian Military - A Joke?"

 

[BGDave]

Since no one else has the intestinal fortitude to make a prediction,

The Americans will win the Corsi battle.
Someone on Team Canada will stop a shot with her face.
The Koreans will have to turn the lights off during the second period to stop the fighting (oops, wrong game, nvm)
and
Canada wins 2-1.

/oh, and if I get this right, I will post a pic tomorrow of me wearing a sieve

 

[dash]

I'm going with 3-2 Canada and Marie Philip Poulin potting the GWG (because that's what she does).

 

[BGDave]

I'm going with 3-2 Canada and Marie Philip Poulin potting the GWG (because that's what she does).

MPP does pot?

You know her a lot better than I do.

And on that topic,

Remember this guy?

(Ross Rebagliati)

 

[elocomotive]

Since no one else has the intestinal fortitude to make a prediction

Have you met me?

USA wins 3-2.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

my honest prediction for the game tonight is "who gives a shit?"

 

[esls79]

I predict the intermission drink of choice will be chai tea.

 

[dash]

my honest prediction for the game tonight is "who gives a shit?"

Mark Lee?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Mark Lee?

I'm envisioning Mark Lee leaving the booth 5 minutes into the first after saying "ahhhhh ... who gives a shit?" lol

 

[Judge Fudge]

Hoping i get off this 5-9 shift early because of this FUCKING BLIZZARD so i can watch this game.

Kill poluin kill

 

[sbb122]

I predict I'll be sound asleep at the end of the 1st period. 11pm start.

 

[elocomotive]

24 hours of US-Canadian rivalry...

-US wins bronze medal in women's team pursuit (first blood!)
-Women's hockey matchup tonight at 11pm EST
-Curling semi-final at 6am EST

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

FUCK YOU, CANADA! YOUR MOTHERS ARE A BUNCH OF CANKEROUS WHORES AND YOUR FATHERS SMELL OF ELDERBERRIES!