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I love that one, its hilarious.


He's hilarious. I can't find a YouTube link but his story about visiting the doctor to get Xanax is another great one.

The whole thing is funny, but he finishes with something about running into the doctor again except this time he was wearing glasses to show the passage of time. Cracks me up every time.
 

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Anyone heard of Nate Bargatze? He's at our local stand up club tonight and I have a half price deal there so I'm going.
 

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Everything by Hicks or Carlin.

His memory was incredible. This is one of my favorite routines.
"Finally that little fucking **** Bambi is dead." hilarious
 

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Yeah, I know, I wanna punch him in the face too, but it's still funny as shit.............

 

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Yeah, I know, I wanna punch him in the face too, but it's still funny as shit.............

I gave up at the 6 minute mark. He had no funny comments up to that point.
 

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Went to see louis ck tonight. Was fucking excellent. Had to leave 45 mins in because my daughter was throwing up all over the place. All new stuff and just brilliant.
 

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Went to see louis ck tonight. Was fucking excellent. Had to leave 45 mins in because my daughter was throwing up all over the place. All new stuff and just brilliant.
I saw Louis a few years ago and I agree, he was excellent.

I have only seen 3 stand up shows. Louis CK, Daniel Tosh (who was also very funny), and Bob Saget, who just caught me offguard. Laughed my ass off at each of them
 

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Went to see louis ck tonight. Was fucking excellent. Had to leave 45 mins in because my daughter was throwing up all over the place. All new stuff and just brilliant.
Just wanted to specify. My daughter wasn't at the show, she was at home throwing up. Shes a year and a half old. Me and my wife left early so we could tend to her. Reading what I posted, it appears there could be confusion.
 

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I saw Louis a few years ago and I agree, he was excellent.

I have only seen 3 stand up shows. Louis CK, Daniel Tosh (who was also very funny), and Bob Saget, who just caught me offguard. Laughed my ass off at each of them



@Cave_Johnson just got a boner and doesn't know why.
 

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the bit in Louis CK's new netflix special on the victorian-esque middle schoolers dating approaches left me howling

"and finger her I shall"
 

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going to see John Mulaney in June. Looking forward to seeing his set.
 

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the bit in Louis CK's new netflix special on the victorian-esque middle schoolers dating approaches left me howling

"and finger her I shall"

I saw him perform last year and he did pretty much the exact same routine as his new special, but the victorian-esque bit was still just as funny hearing it the second time.
 
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