Vegas Strip Club offers Raider players free lap dances for life if they relocate

[LambeauLegs]

Can there be better incentive to relocate to Vegas? Free lap dances for life for the Raider players if they move to Vegas

Vegas strip club makes wild offer to Raiders, but only if they relocate

It looks like the Raiders won't just be getting a new stadium if they end up moving to Las Vegas, they'll also be getting something a little extra.

A strip club in Vegas is offering some serious perks to every player on the Raiders roster, but the catch is that they'll only get the perks if the team makes the move from Oakland to Vegas.

So what are those perks?

Sapphire Strip Club sent the details of the offer to TMZ.

"If the Raiders do indeed relocate to Las Vegas, all team members will receive free lap dances and limo transportation at the best-voted, world's largest, and most iconic gentlemen's club in Las Vegas," Sapphire said in a statement.

Free lap dances could cut into practice time.

Obviously, for research purposes, I had to check out Sapphire's website to see what this offer's all about. The good news for Raiders players is that this place is open "24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year."


On the other hand, the bad news for Raiders players is that this place is open "24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year."

Of course, if any team is going to readily accept free lap dances for life, it's the Raiders. Team owner Mark Davis has been known to hang out at strip clubs -- he even held a business meeting in one -- and he'd probably be completely on board with this offer.

 

[packfancjh]

lucky bastards! lol

 

[Manster7588]

I'm gonna impersonate a LV Raider.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Now that Sinatra has passed, there is sweet fuck all to make me ever want to go to Vegas.

You can drink!

This just in, I can drink anyway.

You can gamble!

Only idiots spend money for a vacation to gamble.

You can go see the shows!!

See my first point. Sinatra is dead, there are no shows worth seeing.


Let alone some skanky hoors or 4 or 5 as the case may be.

I mean really, I see Tony Soprano, a fat gnarly looking kind of guy, getting a lap dance, with the wife and kids at home, and I just have to go what the fucking hell.....

 

[mcnabb7542]

Actually a foolish move by the strip joint cause the NFL is looking at all the negatives of moving to Vegas, they should've waited until the move was final then broadcast free lap dances.....

 

[SoCalWizFan]

I'm gonna impersonate a LV Raider.

Dude - remember when I told you about my Vegas trip during March Madness? Anyhow - had decent luck at the tables but freaking Sapphires took a lot of my money & the place is a ripoff. I know that this was all my fault - lesson learned. I wouldn't trust these bastards on anything.

They will likely give the players "free" lap dances but a few minutes in the "dancers" will hit these guys up for more & more money. This place is pure evil. Oh well - it was fun for a bit.

 

[Money]

Now that Sinatra has passed, there is sweet fuck all to make me ever want to go to Vegas.

You can drink!

This just in, I can drink anyway.

You can gamble!

Only idiots spend money for a vacation to gamble.

You can go see the shows!!

See my first point. Sinatra is dead, there are no shows worth seeing.


Let alone some skanky hoors or 4 or 5 as the case may be.

I mean really, I see Tony Soprano, a fat gnarly looking kind of guy, getting a lap dance, with the wife and kids at home, and I just have to go what the fucking hell.....

Seriously? WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Seriously? WTF is wrong with you?

Agreed..WTF?

You don't marry it, you only look at it for a little bit.

Single moms need money too.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Now that Sinatra has passed, there is sweet fuck all to make me ever want to go to Vegas.

You can drink!

This just in, I can drink anyway.

You can gamble!

Only idiots spend money for a vacation to gamble.

You can go see the shows!!

See my first point. Sinatra is dead, there are no shows worth seeing.


Let alone some skanky hoors or 4 or 5 as the case may be.

I mean really, I see Tony Soprano, a fat gnarly looking kind of guy, getting a lap dance, with the wife and kids at home, and I just have to go what the fucking hell.....

There's no denying that Fremont Street smells like farts.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Hmm.

Big and white. Could I impersonate a Raiders OL???

 

[redseat]

Al Davis has risen from the dead for this one!

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

When in doubt... Whore it out

 

[mannyz]

The best strip club in Vegas is the Olympic Garden.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Al Davis has risen from the dead for this one!

That must mean.........................

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

 

[Judge Fudge]

The best strip club in Vegas is the Olympic Garden.

And you this how good sir??????

And please every inmate detail

 

[DJ]

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Seriously? WTF is wrong with you?

Absolutely nothing is wrong with me.

I'm just not a degenerate.....

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Agreed..WTF?

You don't marry it, you only look at it for a little bit.

Single moms need money too.

I wasn't actually referring to watching a stripper. I've done that.

I was referring to the lap dance thing. I'd never do that.

 

[Money]

Absolutely nothing is wrong with me.

I'm just not a degenerate.....

Or...you're the kind of person that is hiding some seriously sick shit.

 

[broncosmitty]

Actually a foolish move by the strip joint cause the NFL is looking at all the negatives of moving to Vegas, they should've waited until the move was final then broadcast free lap dances.....

NFL in Vegas is a horrible idea.