tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread-Part 2

[corn train]

Lets get'em in the fryer, I'm ready to go

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Lazy fuckers.......

En sech

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I was hanging with girlie.... not sure if i want to keep her or not

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Ask yourn dick

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Well ye see.....

I got three irons in thee fire right now....

The one I was with today would probably be the best for me if I decide for once in my life I want a relationship longer than 2 months..... she's cute but could use the HH diet- en sech

The one I fucked last night is a fox..... but I gaurentdamn tee I couldn't put up with her fer long- probably about sept 1st would be the end of that...


The other one may become a lawyer..... but she's kinda a bitch to other people which I don't like- but she's good looking- just not as hot as #2

 

[HawkeyeHater]

So......

Thee dick says #2........



But- sometimes ye should think with yourn other head??? or no?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Well, ye have to ask yourn wallet too

 

[HawkeyeHater]

The wallet says #2 is out.... she is a waitress- with no goal or direction......

#1- owns her own business but is barely getting by at the moment...
#3- Could be a lawyer someday..... but...... "could"

 

[HawkeyeHater]

The wallet is undecided between 3 and 1.......

 

[HawkeyeHater]

What else can I ask?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Most guys would ask theirn taste buds....


But I prefer I do my own cooking

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I have always taken a good amount of time before starting relationships.........

They scare me...........

I don't like to start a relationship until I'm pretty damn sure that we're not going to break up after a few months..............cuz break ups fuckin suck

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Yeah... that's what I'm gonna try to do....


I never wanted a serious relationship before.... but I'm getting old en sech now- and I'm starting to think it's time en sech....

 

[iruletheskool]

Lawyers make shit for momey, unless theyre thee bees knees..

Go with #1

 

[iruletheskool]

Ill be camping from tues til thurs...dunno how much ill be able to be round here


Dont werry tho, i aint dead is all

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Where ye goin campin sir

 

[iruletheskool]

Somewhere in colorader

 

[gobigred]

irule is gonna be gone= time to raise some hell in here

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

irule is gonna be gone= level of gayness to go WAY down

fify

 

[Red_Alert]

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