tOfficial 2018 Braves season thread

[Chewbaccer]

Bour only wakes up when he plays us. He just looks like a douchebag that I want to punch.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Seriously, I hope Bour gets a catcher's shin guard to the temple.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Lucky he didnt break his arm, it got all bent up on contact.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Bour may be more annoyibg than Harper.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Balk. Are you fucking kidding me?

Stop playing your worst at home against mediocre to bad teams in front of weekend crowds.

 

[Mistaken4193]

ITS THE FUCKING MARLINS

 

[Chewbaccer]

We let two big time douchebags have a triple and a double to lead off the inning.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Home Teheran returns. And he was showing so much promise.

How about finishing hitters off when you have 2 strikes on them?

 

[Mistaken4193]

The Worst thing about Bour is he literally fucking sucks against everyone else.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Can you not even get us a measly fucking out this inning, Julio?

Throw God damn strikes.

 

[Chewbaccer]

This is fucking ridiculous.

2 in, bases still loaded with no outs. Way to fuck over your teammates, Julio.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Embarrassing.

We're getting no hit and shelled by the God damn Marlins at home.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Nice play by Camargo.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Why walk Bour intentionally? Throw at his big ass head every time he bats against us.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Way to Fuxking Suck at home Guys.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I won't get greedy and ask for a run, but can we please just not get no hit?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Well, I'm not turning this game on. Guess I'll just stay on the back porch and drink.

 

[Mistaken4193]

2 of thise Strikes were balls.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Seriously Acuna, you're gonna go the whole AB without swinging the bat?

 

[Chewbaccer]

At least we won't be no hit.