The offseason stuff thread

[forty_three]

Back to Caps for 1.5m 1 year is my guess.

Or to Pitt to partner with Jack Johnson.

 

[dash]

Back to Caps for 1.5m 1 year is my guess.

Or to Pitt to partner with Jack Johnson.

I'm hoping Edmonton personally.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

He should be cancelling the rest of his meetings as we speak.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Correction: they’re being convened to be notified of Tavares’ decision to join the Leafs.

 

[puckhead]

 

[forty_three]

Correction: they’re being convened to be notified of Tavares’ decision to join the Leafs.

"Lou, Barry. So glad to see you guys. That was a clusterfuck. They gave me a jersey. Yeah, it was super awkward. But then they showed me a video that was just Avengers Infinity War with my face over Thor's. Then they gave me a list of all the great Pho places in Markham. Then Babcock just said 'I won't have to go to Phoenix because of your attitude, will I?'. So weird. I want to stay."

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

"Lou, Barry. So glad to see you guys. That was a clusterfuck. They gave me a jersey. Yeah, it was super awkward. But then they showed me a video that was just Avengers Infinity War with my face over Thor's. Then they gave me a list of all the great Pho places in Markham. Then Babcock just said 'I won't have to go to Phoenix because of your attitude, will I?'. So weird. I want to stay."

As JT and I both hail from Oakville, I can tell you with every fibre of my being we would never step foot in Markham.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Whatever the Leafs could've brought to the presentation won't be worse than what SJ's bringing:

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Anthony Duclair will be a UFA. Interesting, he was a highly touted prospect not too long ago. Still relatively young, tough to judge too much since he was in Arizona.

 

[forty_three]

As JT and I both hail from Oakville, I can tell you with every fibre of my being we would never step foot in Markham.

Dangit. I *almost* went with Mississauga, but wasn't sure i could spell it right.


Also, deal: sealed!
Bagel Boss promises Tavares free bagels for life to stay with Islanders

Can Toronto match this? I submit that they CANNOT!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Dangit. I *almost* went with Mississauga, but wasn't sure i could spell it right.


Also, deal: sealed!
Bagel Boss promises Tavares free bagels for life to stay with Islanders

Can Toronto match this? I submit that they CANNOT!

NY bagels suck.

Montreal bagels made with better Toronto water for the win.

 

[dash]

Dangit. I *almost* went with Mississauga, but wasn't sure i could spell it right.


Also, deal: sealed!
Bagel Boss promises Tavares free bagels for life to stay with Islanders

Can Toronto match this? I submit that they CANNOT!

Yup, the Isles have a lox on JT now.

 

[BGDave]

NY bagels suck.

Montreal bagels made with better Toronto water for the win.

Bagel World on Wilson was my regular stop Saturday mornings back in the day. My first job was to get warm, just out of the oven bagels for the partners at the CA firm I worked for. I would state their religious background, but that would offend someone, somewhere.

 

[mattola]

Dangit. I *almost* went with Mississauga, but wasn't sure i could spell it right.


Also, deal: sealed!
Bagel Boss promises Tavares free bagels for life to stay with Islanders

Can Toronto match this? I submit that they CANNOT!

That's gunna cost em alot of.doigh

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Bagel World on Wilson was my regular stop Saturday mornings back in the day. My first job was to get warm, just out of the oven bagels for the partners at the CA firm I worked for. I would state their religious background, but that would offend someone, somewhere.

That's amazing, I work just down the street off of Keele and I go there at least 3 mornings a week.

Their big twisty plains with some cream cheese keeps me going until lunch.

/Their parking lot is the most terrifying thing in the city though.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That's gunna cost em alot of.doigh

 

[forty_three]

NY bagels suck.

Montreal bagels made with better Toronto water for the win.

Are they covered in cheese curds and gravy?

 

[mattola]

Ducking auto correct is drunk

 

[forty_three]

Ducking auto correct is drunk

Are you really trying to insinuate that your autocorrect changed "dough" to ".doigh"?

 

[dash]

Are you really trying to insinuate that your autocorrect changed "dough" to ".doigh"?

The judges would have also accepted the following: