The Make Fun of Tennessee While They're Down Thread

[wazzu31]

Well on a positive they can always buy the movie Blindside when to show their kids they were once relevant.

 

[The Crimson King]

I was saying this in another thread earlier today: teams like UT are living in the 90's and need to temper their expectations. Start crawling again before you walk

Can we bring up Nebraska, or is that not allowed?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Can we bring up Nebraska, or is that not allowed?

Yes, go nuts!

I think Nebraska fans are actually being more realistic about where their program is right now. Tennessee fans just think the Meth needs to wear off, and then they'll be back in good old 1998

 

[cwerph]

I entered a charity raffle while visiting Gatlinburg a couple of days ago (it was for a good cause). First place was 2 Tennessee Volunteer football tickets. Second place was 4 and third place was 8.

I didn't win anything, which means I was a winner.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I entered a charity raffle while visiting Gatlinburg a couple of days ago (it was for a good cause). First place was 2 Tennessee Volunteer football tickets. Second place was 4 and third place was 8.

I didn't win anything, which means I was a winner.

Oh yeah, a friend of mine went to see a game there last year, he had two tickets that he left on his dash while he went into a bank. When he came back, his windshield had been smashed, and somebody had left four more tickets on his dash.

 

[Inquisitor95]

I got stopped for speeding this morning.

Instead of writing me a ticket, the officer gave me a Tennessee Volunteers football ticket.

I had cruise control set on 55 the rest of the way.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I got stopped for speeding this morning.

Instead of writing me a ticket, the officer gave me a Tennessee Volunteers football ticket.

I had cruise control set on 55 the rest of the way.

Oh man...sucks that you got that one ticket though. Any chance you can beat it?

 

[Inquisitor95]

Oh man...sucks that you got that one ticket though. Any chance you can beat it?

Working on it.

Just not sure if I need a good lawyer or a good scalper.

 

[7Samurai13]

Working on it.

Just not sure if I need a good lawyer or a good scalper.

You need a hell of a lot better than just a “good” scalper to sell that shit.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Working on it.

Just not sure if I need a good lawyer or a good scalper.

You need a hell of a lot better than just a “good” scalper to sell that shit.

Beat me to it...was going to say "NOBODY'S that good, are they?"

 

[THUNDER]

How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

There is tobacco spit on both sides of his truck

 

[Rolltide94]

Tennessee to T-shirt kid:

"In recognition of the fourth-grader’s Volunteer spirit, the university has extended an offer of admission for him to join the Class of 2032," the university announced in a press release on Thursday. "In addition, he has been awarded a four-year scholarship covering his tuition and fees beginning fall 2028 should he decide to attend UT and meet admission requirements."

T-shirt kid to Tennessee:

"Uh....Thanks....I guess"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Damn Cock-lickers

 

[steelerssb]

Tennessee is gonna beat Missouri

 

[BamaDude]

The biggest joke going around Knoxville these days... is the Tennessee football team.

 

[bamagrad75]

Well on a positive they can always buy the movie Blindside when to show their kids they were once relevant.

If you haven't seen this, it's hilarious

 

[Wild Turkey]

Working on it.

Just not sure if I need a good lawyer or a good scalper.

Attorney will cost you less.

 

[bamagrad75]

Yes, go nuts!

I think Nebraska fans are actually being more realistic about where their program is right now. Tennessee fans just think the Meth needs to wear off, and then they'll be back in good old 1998

Tenn fans were never good at math, err, meth