The Lions Den

[broncosmitty]

It's normal for me. Makes me feel nice and toasty. It's the feeling that someone beat me with a rubber hose in my sleep that has me bitchy. That, and I had to miss bowling.

I know you're really sick if you're missing bowling. (Is there a chance you could've slept thru three straight nightly beatings?)

My go to when I'm sick is Mrs. Grass. The soup is decent, but I just like watching that little yellow egg thing melt.

 

[Thruthefog]

I know you're really sick if you're missing bowling. (Is there a chance you could've slept thru three straight nightly beatings?)

My go to when I'm sick is Mrs. Grass. The soup is decent, but I just like watching that little yellow egg thing melt.

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my...uh...no, that's not right.

Woke up soaking wet. Got up to pee. Turned my pillow over, got back in bed. Got back up just as fast. Gotta change those sheets. Don't know why I couldn't do that day 1 instead of day 4. Lombardi must be in charge of my immune system.

If I still lived with my 3rd wife...or was it the 2nd?...the beatings could have been possible.

 

[gandydancer]

I'm glad I don't feel like you do Mr Frampton.

 

[Thruthefog]

Fever's gone. I can get high and not give a shit about the rest. In fact, I just ordered a large pizza from Hungry Howie's. I'm starved.

 

[broncosmitty]

Did Joique Bell deliver it?

 

[Thruthefog]

Did Joique Bell deliver it?

Let it go, Smitty. Let it go.

 

[broncosmitty]

Let it go, Smitty. Let it go.

Alright.....






(We both know I'm lying.)

 

[Thruthefog]

Smitty. Why are you so dead set against DK/FD? Just curious.

 

[Thruthefog]

My pappy said son you're going to drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln.

 

[broncosmitty]

Smitty. Why are you so dead set against DK/FD? Just curious.

Don Kelly Fire Department?

 

[broncosmitty]

I'm officially NOT going to prison in Nebraska.

Best piece of mail I've opened in quite a while.

 

[Thruthefog]

Clap for the Wolfman.

'It's all according to how your boogaloo situation stands, you understand.'

 

[broncosmitty]

Dear @Thruthefog,

What does DK/FR mean?

 

[Thruthefog]

Dear @Thruthefog,

What does DK/FR mean?

Draft Kings/Fan Dual.

Sorry. I thought your response was another of those 'Tanaka...as the walls fell' replies.

 

[broncosmitty]

Draft Kings/Fan Dual.

Sorry. I thought your response was another of those 'Tanaka...as the walls fell' replies.

Ohhhhhh, yeah, Smitty no likey the online gambling.

Mostly cuz online gambling is illegal and I don't understand how those sites exists. I also think they only speed up the process of football going the way of bigtime raslin'.

 

[Thruthefog]

Ohhhhhh, yeah, Smitty no likey the online gambling.

Mostly cuz online gambling is illegal and I don't understand how those sites exists. I also think they only speed up the process of football going the way of bigtime raslin'.

The reason I was curious, is because you never have arbitrary reasons for your opinions.

I only play the golf now. Don't have to worry about touches or targets. Although I'm a bit concerned. I'm in for $55 now, and only have $24 left. Not to worry. I think I see the top of that ship. Come to think of it, I think the world may be round.

 

[broncosmitty]

The reason I was curious, is because you never have arbitrary reasons for your opinions.

I only play the golf now. Don't have to worry about touches or targets. Although I'm a bit concerned. I'm in for $55 now, and only have $24 left. Not to worry. I think I see the top of that ship. Come to think of it, I think the world may be round.

What really worries me is the idea that I get on a roll and win some serious dough. (Serious meaning more than a hundred bucks. I'm not talking crazy money.). And then that shit gets shut down and I'm out everything Input in and won.

Same reason I never played online poker. Well, that and I can't fuck with people I'm playing poker against on line. Which is really my favorite part of playing poker in real life. And the only reason I ever win.

 

[Thruthefog]

What really worries me is the idea that I get on a roll and win some serious dough. (Serious meaning more than a hundred bucks. I'm not talking crazy money.). And then that shit gets shut down and I'm out everything Input in and won.

Same reason I never played online poker. Well, that and I can't fuck with people I'm playing poker against on line. Which is really my favorite part of playing poker in real life. And the only reason I ever win.

I would never play casino games online, or horse betting for that matter. But after football I tried the golf once. For $5 a week, I can put together 5 golf teams and shoot for a grand in a $1 tournament. That's four days of entertainment a week. Pretty cheap.

If it got shut down, I'd be more upset over not being able to play, than any money I lost.

Have you ever noticed, that when you're fucking with people, they never seem to be having as much fun as you are?

 

[broncosmitty]

I would never play casino games online, or horse betting for that matter. But after football I tried the golf once. For $5 a week, I can put together 5 golf teams and shoot for a grand in a $1 tournament. That's four days of entertainment a week. Pretty cheap.

If it got shut down, I'd be more upset over not being able to play, than any money I lost.

Have you ever noticed, that when you're fucking with people, they never seem to be having as much fun as you are?

Yes, I have. I wouldn't play poker with me.

The golf deal sounds like it would be worth the risk. I'm aiming to beat Mebert in a hockey mock for pretend money right now.

 

[gandydancer]

I would never play casino games online, or horse betting for that matter. But after football I tried the golf once. For $5 a week, I can put together 5 golf teams and shoot for a grand in a $1 tournament. That's four days of entertainment a week. Pretty cheap.

If it got shut down, I'd be more upset over not being able to play, than any money I lost.

Have you ever noticed, that when you're fucking with people, they never seem to be having as much fun as you are?

Are you fucking with Smitty and taking away his fun?