Sell me on your team! Shark Tank Style!

[Zooky]

Each day that brings us closer to the NFL season, I am reminded of my wish to root for only one team.
These Rams have been on the move again, and they are still settling in to their new/old homes. LA Rams fans do not seem to care about who Zooky roots for, and this is fine. Good luck Rams Fans. You will have to go without Zooky this year. Good luck.


Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions

Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears
Denver Broncos
Cleveland Browns

Have not heard from:
Miami Dolphins
Buffalo Bills
San Diego Chargers
Washington Redskins
Philadelphia Eagles
Minnesota Vikings
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Arizona Cardinals

Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams

 

[JOZ]

stay away from my VIKINGS! they will just break your heart and make you cry year after year! if they would ever really have a chance to win it all they would find some way to screw it up. this team is not for the faint of heart!

 

[Mebert]

Lions:

1. Because when they finally spend money to protect the QB the LT goes down in the 1st practice.
2. They could be the first team to have 2 RB's with over 80 catches each, but less than 300 yards rushing combined.
3. Probably the only team short of the Brown that could prevent Ansah from being a star
4. Remember that one time that Barry Sanders did that thing? good times there
5. Are you a fan of very high completion percentages? just look at what opposing QB's do!!!!!
6. Miles Killebrew is a name built to have a beer named after him

 

[Zooky]

stay away from my VIKINGS! they will just break your heart and make you cry year after year! if they would ever really have a chance to win it all they would find some way to screw it up. this team is not for the faint of heart!

I am familiar sports team screw ups. So much so that I look at sports with a certain degree of comedy.

 

[YankeeRebel]

Never watched a single episode

 

[Zooky]

Buffalo Bills OC Rick Dennison wants QB Tyrod Taylor to throw with anticipation

Hmmm. I do think this may be a prerequisite for being an NFL quarterback, or a quarterback at any level mind you.
Since the Bills nation has not reached out to me, and since the OC in Buffalo does not seem to have "handed the keys" to his starting QB, I might have to pass on Buffalo this year. Good luck Bills Fans.


Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions

Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears
Denver Broncos
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings

Have not heard from:
Miami Dolphins
San Diego Chargers
Washington Redskins
Philadelphia Eagles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Arizona Cardinals

Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills

 

[Zooky]

T'iss time again to release a team from my 2017 root for list.
The Kirk Cousins thread was entertaining, but I'm not sure I could handle that much internal feuding.
Good luck Redkins Fans!


Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions

Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears
Denver Broncos
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings

Have not heard from:
Miami Dolphins
San Diego Chargers
Philadelphia Eagles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Arizona Cardinals

Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
Washington Redskins

 

[Zooky]

Ay Dolphin fans! So you don't want me huh? That's ok. Have you guys made the dolphin helmet logo look meaner? Or was that the Cardinals? Anyway. Gotta let you go. Good luck. Sweep Brady's leg!


Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions

Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears
Denver Broncos
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings

Have not heard from:
San Diego Chargers
Philadelphia Eagles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Arizona Cardinals

Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
Washington Redskins
Miami Dolphins

 

[SJ76]

I got nothing on the Rams.


Tampa - I'll go with a big bust out year for offense. They almost made the playoffs last year. Jameis goes nuts with other options at WR now besides just Mike Evans.

 

[Zooky]

I am going to eliminate two teams tonight.

Tampa and New Orleans.
Both have Super Bowl Rings this century, so they will survive with or without Zooky's support.
Both have interesting additions to their roster, so I was hoping for some input from the fan base, to see if it was worth a shot, but it was not to be. Good luck beating the crap out of each other Bucs and Saints!

Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions

Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears
Denver Broncos
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings

Have not heard from:
San Diego Chargers
Philadelphia Eagles
Arizona Cardinals

Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
Washington Redskins
Miami Dolphins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints

 

[Zooky]

Eagles have yet to win a super bowl. Might have been fun rooting for them.
Wentzmania or whatever they call it has captured the fan base.
The SportsHoopla eagles fans don't want Zooky, though.
So Zooky has to move on. Good luck Eagles fans.


Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions

Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears
Denver Broncos
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings

Have not heard from:
San Diego Chargers
Arizona Cardinals

Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
Washington Redskins
Miami Dolphins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Philadelphia Eagles

 

[Zooky]

Phillip Rivers invades Los Angeles. Should be interesting. Charger fans are probably not concerned enough about who Zooky roots for in 17. While is is all fine and dandy, it does mean that I have to drop you.
Stay classy LA?



Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions

Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears
Denver Broncos
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings

Have not heard from:
Arizona Cardinals

Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
Washington Redskins
Miami Dolphins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Philadelphia Eagles
LA Chargers

 

[Wazmankg]

We're due ?

 

[Zooky]

Carson Palmer. Helmet to the knee. What could have been. You deserved a shot at the Super Bowl. Zooky wants you to do well, but can not root for your team in 2017. Good luck bird man!

Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions

Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears
Denver Broncos
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings


Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
Washington Redskins
Miami Dolphins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Philadelphia Eagles
LA Chargers
Arizona Cardinals

 

[Zooky]

So there are 10 teams left for the who will Zooky root for in 2017.
The decisions don't get easier for Zooky.

Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions

Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears
Denver Broncos
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings

 

[Zooky]

I do like the Denver D, but they got a ring a few years ago, and have a few others.
Plus, hearin that "I N C O M P L E T E" waaaaa, from the PA sort of annoys the shit out of me.
Not a huge Elway fan either, which would not make it fun, since they show him every two seconds.
Good luck Broncos. Zooky is out!


Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions

Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings


Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
Washington Redskins
Miami Dolphins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Philadelphia Eagles
LA Chargers
Arizona Cardinals
Denver Broncos

 

[Zooky]

A few updates today. First off, I won't be rooting for the Vikings this year. The few Vikes fans that came here, warned me to stay away, and that they will break your heart. Good luck Vikes fans. Don't take it too seriously. Hopefully Teddy gets healthy again soon.

These Browns are growing on me. Moving them up to Makin a move!

Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Makin a Move:
Detroit Lions
Cleveland Browns


Still in play:
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears


Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
Washington Redskins
Miami Dolphins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Philadelphia Eagles
LA Chargers
Arizona Cardinals
Denver Broncos
Minnesota Vikings

 

[Zooky]

I am going to have to drop 2 big names today.
Da Raidiz and dah Bearz. Raiders situation will get very interesting as they are potential favorites in the West, and with the upcoming move. The Bears rolled the dice on the Trubisky, and time will tell if that pays off.
Good luck Raiders and Bears fans.

Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Not Eliminated.
Detroit Lions
Cleveland Browns




Eliminated from Shark Tank NFL 2017 Zooky Team to Root For:
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Carolina Panthers
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
Washington Redskins
Miami Dolphins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Philadelphia Eagles
LA Chargers
Arizona Cardinals
Denver Broncos
Minnesota Vikings
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears

 

[Zooky]

I want to root for a football team this year. Not your responsibility to tell Zook who to root for, but if you find it in you to help a brother out and give him a team, he will fight with you through thick and thin.

@mrschaney
@There is A Moose at 3rd
@Cyder
@DetroitFan*
@Wazmankg
@Wamu
@4thstreet
@MIKE75


Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Not Eliminated.
Detroit Lions
Cleveland Browns

 

[Wazmankg]

I want to root for a football team this year. Not your responsibility to tell Zook who to root for, but if you find it in you to help a brother out and give him a team, he will fight with you through thick and thin.

@mrschaney
@There is A Moose at 3rd
@Cyder
@DetroitFan*
@Wazmankg
@Wamu
@4thstreet
@MIKE75


Top Contenders:
Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans

Not Eliminated.
Detroit Lions
Cleveland Browns

You're a NY fan.. aren't the Giants about due for another SB run ? What's wrong with them.




I wouldn't wish Lions fandom on my worst enemy.