Ranking the college football coaches entering 2017

[mcnabb7542]

So fuckin' what? Did Stoops ever win anything on the FCS level? Jimmy Jam did. Did Stoops play in the NFL? Jimmy duh Great did. Did Stoops coach in the NFL? Jimmy Boy did. Why can't people understand the asshole in ann arbor's total awesomeness? It just doesn't matter he hasn't won anything really on the FBS level because far too many people have judged his incomplete CFB coaching resume on what they think he might do. Not what he's actually done so far.

And hell if we're gonna play the guessing game I'm gonna go out on a limb & say the Cleveland Browns will win the S.B. in 5 years.

Well clearly someone ha been hitting the fireball already!

 

[B_dub]

Well clearly someone ha been hitting the fireball already!

Touche

 

[7Samurai13]

Well clearly someone ha been hitting the fireball already!

You misspelled Crystal Meth

 

[Olyduck]

Wait..... Better yet,


Leach ahead of Little Willie!


Let's hope Willie doesn't move anytime soon!

established at current team. Tag is already out recruiting Leach

 

[tducey]

Great to see Saban at #1, also no surprise to see Harbaugh in the top 5.

 

[Wamu]

Well clearly someone ha been hitting the fireball already!

...Not a drinker.

 

[Wamu]

You misspelled Crystal Meth

Oh hell no. I'd never put that garbage in my system. Although I do enjoy the Sticky Icky from time to time. Speaking of that...where the hell did I put my vaporizer?

 

[AlaskaGuy]

These two coaches will most likely be in the top 5 on that list within the next five years.

 

[Wamu]

Great to see Saban at #1, also no surprise to see Harbaugh in the top 5.

I thought it was funny that Jimmy Jam's ranked ahead of David Shaw yet Shaw has a better coaching record, has won multiple conference crowns & has a better bowl record. I mean shit name another CFB coach that's won next to nothing that's treated like he's won everything a CFB coach can.

Both have been HC's on the FBS level for 6 years...

Shaw: 64-17 record / 4-2 in bowl games / 3 conference crowns
Jimmy: 49-27 / 2-2 / zero conference crowns

 

[Wishbone]

So fuckin' what? Did Stoops ever win anything on the FCS level? Jimmy Jam did. Did Stoops play in the NFL? Jimmy duh Great did. Did Stoops coach in the NFL? Jimmy Boy did. Why can't people understand the asshole in ann arbor's total awesomeness? It just doesn't matter he hasn't won anything really on the FBS level because far too many people have judged his incomplete CFB coaching resume on what they think he might do. Not what he's actually done so far.

And hell if we're gonna play the guessing game I'm gonna go out on a limb & say the Cleveland Browns will win the S.B. in 5 years.

Stoops is the only coach to win all 4 major bowls. Rose, Fiesta, Sugar, and Orange. Stoops has twice as many conference titles as the rest of the conference combined. But yeah Harbaugh....

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Saint Harbaugh has God on his side.

 

[Wamu]

Stoops is the only coach to win all 4 major bowls. Rose, Fiesta, Sugar, and Orange. Stoops has twice as many conference titles as the rest of the conference combined. But yeah Harbaugh....

Exactly. And like I have said many times in the past there's no question JH is a damn good HC. But I judge all CFB coaches by their resumes (crazy thing to do huh?). Saban, Meyer, Stoops, Sweeney & Fisher all have complete CFB coaching resumes. The same simply can't be said about this fella...

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Saint Harbaugh has God on his side.

 

[Chewbaccer]

1. Saban
2. Meyer(until he fakes another heart attack)
3. Dabo

The rest don't really matter.

 

[Chewbaccer]

LOL @ Paul Johnson and Gus Malzahn making the list.

 

[Deep Creek]

1. Saban
2. Meyer(until he fakes another heart attack)
3. Dabo

The rest don't really matter.

I do believe those are correct if we go by the "coaches that have won nattys in the CFP era" criteria.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I do believe those are correct if we go by the "coaches that have won nattys in the CFP era" criteria.

The first two are all timers.

And any coach that can take Clemson to back to back title games and win one of them is the cream of the rest, and I fear that when Saban retires, Bama will scoop up Dabo.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

The first two are all timers.

And any coach that can take Clemson to back to back title games and win one of them is the cream of the rest, and I fear that when Saban retires, Bama will scoop up Dabo.

Luckily for Dabo he doesn't have to face Spurrier anymore ... seeing how Spurrier owned him like a @20 crack h0.

 

[B_dub]

The first two are all timers.

And any coach that can take Clemson to back to back title games and win one of them is the cream of the rest, and I fear that when Saban retires, Bama will scoop up Dabo.

I'm gonna wait to see what he does without Watson before vaulting him in the company of those 2.

 

[MarkOU]

1. Saban
2. Meyer(until he fakes another heart attack)
3. Dabo

The rest don't really matter.

True true. Stoops is 1-5 vs those guys.

2 of those games were the bcs title and one was the playoffs. All losses.