POLL: What to do when you are completely fucked for three exams on the same day

[Omar 382]

So to summarize, I guess I trust you to adequately make crystal meth for me, I wouldn't trust you to do my taxes, and I don't know what the fuck that 93 in Sociology will get you.

The 93 in Sociology means that you would trust me to teach a Sociology class, since I'm pretty sure that's the only thing you can do with that degree

 

[Cedrique]

The 93 in Sociology means that you would trust me to teach a Sociology class, since I'm pretty sure that's the only thing you can do with that degree

Yeah, and the tax thing is really not a big deal because there isn't much to it when your main sources of income are "freeloading and occasionally tricking on the side"

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, and the tax thing is really not a big deal because there isn't much to it when your main sources of income are "freeloading and occasionally tricking on the side"

I actually got a near perfect score on the multiple choice I think. I just really fucked up the free response- namely, Cost of Goods Manufactured and the Income Statement. 3/26 possible points. I really thought writing some random bullshit down would get me more than 3 points...

 

[Cedrique]

I actually got a near perfect score on the multiple choice I think. I just really fucked up the free response- namely, Cost of Goods Manufactured and the Income Statement. 3/26 possible points. I really thought writing some random bullshit down would get me more than 3 points...
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You should have just thrown in some random Phillies references, like a Stassi Account or something

 

[jvett77]

So to summarize, I guess I trust you to adequately make crystal meth for me, I wouldn't trust you to do my taxes, and I don't know what the fuck that 93 in Sociology will get you.

Admittance to any crack house.

 

[Omar 382]

Another fucking Accounting test tomorrow. Plug was all out of Vyvanse, but luckily he had some old Focalin (methylphenidate, like Ritalin) which I quickly turned into ethylphenidate with the help of Jack Daniels, similar to the transformation of coke and booze into cocaethylne.

Ethylphenidate - Wikipedia

Chemistry is fucking awesome!!!

 

[Omar 382]

Me preparing for this test and the Phillies ass-whupping that will be put upon the Reds tonight

 

[jvett77]

Another fucking Accounting test tomorrow. Plug was all out of Vyvanse, but luckily he had some old Focalin (methylphenidate, like Ritalin) which I quickly turned into ethylphenidate with the help of Jack Daniels, similar to the transformation of coke and booze into cocaethylne.

Ethylphenidate - Wikipedia

Chemistry is fucking awesome!!!

Guess Wall St. is out. Lots of Luck!