POLL: What to do when you are completely fucked for three exams on the same day

[Omar 382]

Alright, I know I'm on a roll with the OT threads, but such is the case when the Phillies announce Jeremy Hellickson as the Opening Day Starter and you have a sneaky suspicion the fucking Braves will finish with a better record than your team.

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Three exams Thursday- one in Sociology (easy), one in Chemistry (fucked), and one in Accounting (fucked big time). I'll lay out the circumstances for you:

• 2 90 MG pills of Vyvanse left (well really 2 70's and 2 20's, but you get the point)
• No Dexedrine/Zenzedi (damn Wire marathon on Sunday)
• I counted it up, and they collectively cover 16 different chapters
• Haven't studied/read any of the chapters
• Have an all day bus trip of sorts tomorrow up to Philly to visit with KPMG

What do I do?

 

[Omar 382]

I picked "move to Canada." I've always kind of liked Tim Horton's, and would be happy to add them to the mix of places I've reviewed. Also, certain "hombres" are none too pleased with me in Mexico right now...

 

[jvett77]

Get your ass in the fucken library and book it, you freakin' numb skull!

 

[Omar 382]

Get your ass in the fucken library and book it, you freakin' numb skull!

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Holy shit! I never knew the library was so awesome- maybe because I've never been there. I'm headed now

 

[Frizzle]

KPMG is that a general class trip or is this specifically for an internship?

if KPMG trip is just a general trip, skip the class and hit the books, sounds to me like you have spent too much time writing fast food reviews then spending time studying. Its only 16 chapters... that is two 8 hour study sessions, very possible.


I must admit I was one to never study, but I did go to my classes and paid attention.

 

[Ojb81]

see if they're hiring at that Styrofoam airplane booth that you can usually find in the middle of a mall?

 

[Omar 382]

KPMG is that a general class trip or is this specifically for an internship?

if KPMG trip is just a general trip, skip the class and hit the books, sounds to me like you have spent too much time writing fast food reviews then spending time studying. Its only 16 chapters... that is two 8 hour study sessions, very possible.


I must admit I was one to never study, but I did go to my classes and paid attention.

I did skip the trip and got charged a $50 fee and was called "highly unprofessional" to cancel so late. Thanks Frizzle!

I'm joking, I cancelled a couple hours ago

 

[Omar 382]

KPMG is that a general class trip or is this specifically for an internship?

if KPMG trip is just a general trip, skip the class and hit the books, sounds to me like you have spent too much time writing fast food reviews then spending time studying. Its only 16 chapters... that is two 8 hour study sessions, very possible.


I must admit I was one to never study, but I did go to my classes and paid attention.

Wait, you think two 8 hour study sessions is "very possible"? Have you ever heard of something called ADD? Or sleep?

 

[Frizzle]

Wait, you think two 8 hour study sessions is "very possible"? Have you ever heard of something called ADD? Or sleep?

24 hours in a day... 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of studying, still gives you 8 hour window of posting.

 

[jvett77]

Holy shit! I never knew the library was so awesome- maybe because I've never been there. I'm headed now

I always did my exam studies at the PSU library where I selected a chair with a good view of an awesome virgin (or slut) so I could concentrate.

 

[Omar 382]

Update: I did score 240 MG of Vyvanse from some nerd after I drained that other plug, but things are looking grim. However, my tried and true plan to get good grades of posting on Sports SportsHoopla instead of actually studying appears to be working. I'm actually on 95 right now headed up to that gentlemen's club in North Philly. I have figured out that the less I actually study and the more I post/party/bullshit my time away, the higher my grades will be.

Also, the Phillies didn't sign Dallas Green for his bookwork, now did they?

 

[Ojb81]

I have figured out that the less I actually study and the more I post/party/bullshit my time away, the higher my grades will be

 

[Omar 382]

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
Seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become (a functioning amphetamine addict)

 

[Omar 382]

Wow, 240 MG of Vyvanse- most I've ever done in one sitting. Shit kicks hard all right. Makes '80s pop/soft rock songs sound amazing! Just sent this to my ex

 

[Omar 382]

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you

Vyvanse shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

 

[Omar 382]

 

[Omar 382]

 

[Omar 382]

These damn pills are a rip-off. Supposed to make you study, but how can you study when movies, music, and the World Baseball Classic are so awesome? (America- FUCK YEAH!!!)

 

[Omar 382]

I can't believe
The things that happen to me
When I take high doses of this watered-down speed
No Lunesta I pop could get me to sleep tonight
So I'll just study while my focus is sharp and my mood is so bright

 

[Omar 382]

Motherfuck