POLL: What to do when you are completely fucked for three exams on the same day

[Omar 382]

I just tried to do a backflip like the black guy in the video

 

[Omar 382]

 

[Omar 382]

Never knew this was a Police song.

 

[Omar 382]

If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, amphetamine
If you want to get down, get down on the ground, amphetamine

 

[Omar 382]

 

[Omar 382]

 

[Omar 382]

Chemistry is stupid as fuck. They only needed it to make meth. After that they should have just stopped. I mean honestly, has any guy who studies thermochemical equations on a daily basis ever banged a girl?

 

[Omar 382]

Thought I fell asleep? Think again. Let's groove tonight!

 

[Omar 382]

!!!

 

[jvett77]

Will your post your exam results before Trump releases his tax returns?

 

[Omar 382]

Will your post your exam results before Trump releases his tax returns?

My ass is still sore from that Chemistry exam.

Lucky for me, I took your advice and found a virgin and copied some of her answers (or maybe she was a slut?)

 

[eaglesnut]

 

[SJ76]

Just keep starting threads on tHoop and eat as much potato salad as you can.

 

[Cedrique]

Chemistry is stupid as fuck. They only needed it to make meth. After that they should have just stopped. I mean honestly, has any guy who studies thermochemical equations on a daily basis ever banged a girl?

There are lots of guys who study thermochemical equations on a daily basis who bang girls (although very few of them are awake)

 

[Cedrique]

Just keep starting threads on tHoop and eat as much potato salad as you can.

Your logic is flawless

 

[Omar 382]

93 on Sociology, 61 on Accounting, get Chemistry back today.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

 

[jvett77]

93 on Sociology, 61 on Accounting, get Chemistry back today.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

Of course, they use the standard cheating college bell shaped curve to derive your grade? In other words, you need to shoot up before your chem results.

 

[Omar 382]

Of course, they use the standard cheating college bell shaped curve to derive your grade? In other words, you need to shoot up before your chem results.

76 on Chemistry. I'll take it considering the circumstances- and I didn't even need to shoot up

 

[Cedrique]

76 on Chemistry. I'll take it considering the circumstances- and I didn't even need to shoot up

So to summarize, I guess I trust you to adequately make crystal meth for me, I wouldn't trust you to do my taxes, and I don't know what the fuck that 93 in Sociology will get you.

 

[Omar 382]

So to summarize, I guess I trust you to adequately make crystal meth for me, I wouldn't trust you to do my taxes, and I don't know what the fuck that 93 in Sociology will get you.