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OT: I Think This Guy Wants to Murder Me

evolver115

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I haven't been to Club 9 in Ferndale in two years, so I don't think it's a lesbian.



Yeah, I'm guessing it's their real number, and they just don't want a response from me.

Then don't respond. But, I wouldn't stop what your doing. If they're willing to threaten you once, they're probably willing to do it, again. If this individual had real resolve, they'd probably have already met you face-to-face, and not through a text message. Texting a threat to someone seems kind of weak, to me.
 

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Ha!

I could totally setup an ambush at a local bar though. I could just text him something like "Meet me at Penny Black; we have to talk about Leesha."

make sure YOUR number isn't google-able before you go down that path.
 

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This thread delivers
 

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First of all you came to the right place, SportsHoopla has been solving and accelerating problems like this for years. Second of all getting a medic alert bracelet may not be a bad idea. Help would be on the way and fast.

I recommend more by replying that he needs to be more specific about Leesha as you know three of them. Also ask if he would be interested in becoming a regional distributor for Confederated Products.
 

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In the event that they find my body out in Eddie_Shack country, I ask that I receive an Antarctic penguin burial. Just dress me up in a penguin costume (an Iceburgh costume will suffice) and leave me there; the penguins will take care of the rest.

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Obviously, you need to create a calm dialogue using "I" phrases.

"I am certain I don't know what you mean."

or

"I am certain my father could beat your father in a fight."

etc.

You're welcome.
 

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Last I heard he discovered the messages were coming from inside his own house and he looked up the stairs at the darkened second level and then.....that was it
 

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He/she hasn't contacted me again, and I'm trying to put enough distance between his/her text and my plot for revenge - so as to avoid getting the blame.

But yes, there will be merciless vengeance. Oh, yes. :spider:
 

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He/she hasn't contacted me again, and I'm trying to put enough distance between his/her text and my plot for revenge - so as to avoid getting the blame.

But yes, there will be merciless vengeance. Oh, yes. :spider:

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Kill them...kill them both!
 

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In the event that they find my body out in Eddie_Shack country, I ask that I receive an Antarctic penguin burial. Just dress me up in a penguin costume (an Iceburgh costume will suffice) and leave me there; the penguins will take care of the rest.

I live in the city, dude.
 

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Gotta watch out for those Auburn Hills hoodlums, they'll get to ya no matter where you try to hide. :scared:
 
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