Ongoing NHL Thread Part IV - A New Hope

[BGDave]

Marner - 26 goals 94 points
Point - 41 goals 92 points (three fewer games)

those Tampa Bay dildos may have to recalibrate a bit

But but but

Taxes!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Marner - 26 goals 94 points
Point - 41 goals 92 points (three fewer games)

those Tampa Bay dildos may have to recalibrate a bit

I’m pretty sure I’ll be seeing Point sign for less than Nylander in a few days.

Then they’ll trade for Laine and Tkachuk and sign them for $4 mil AAV.

Then lose to Columbus in the first round again.

 

[obxyankeefan]

I’m pretty sure I’ll be seeing Point sign for less than Nylander in a few days.

Then they’ll trade for Laine and Tkachuk and sign them for $4 mil AAV.

Then lose to Columbus in the first round again.

So you think that Columbus makes the playoffs again is what I am reading.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So you think that Columbus makes the playoffs again is what I am reading.

Sure why not. Anything is possible with Torts!

 

[dash]

Bettman is to CTE like Trump is to climate change...

 

[forty_three]

Anything is possible with Torts!

Literally anything. They could win. They could all retire and become fishermen. Half teh team could become Monks.

ANYTHING


Tampa has 11 forwards and 9 D signed. If they land point within the 8.4 m they have in space, that will give them 12F. And no room for injuries.

I propose: Wennberg, Milano, and Hannakeinen for Point. Saves them money and the hassle of that pesky negotiation. And gives them many forwards to choose from.

No way Milano will be an issue in the city with the largest number of strip clubs in the world.

 

[thedddd]

NHL Suspends Evgeny Kuznetsov For Three Games

If this was posted I do apologize but seriously what is the point? You basically game him a nice little vacation early in the season.

 

[puckhead]

Heh.

 

[dash]

I was always told that Ontario boys would play for the Leafs for less...

 

[forty_three]

I have bad news for you Jake, Bobrovsky signed in Florida because HE wants to win the cup.

 

[mattola]

 

[forty_three]

3 year, 5m contracts for young defenders. So hot right now.

 

[craigk217]

3 year, 5m contracts for young defenders. So hot right now.

McAvoy's been a rising star for the B's. Still growing, too.

 

[forty_three]

McAvoy's been a rising star for the B's. Still growing, too.

Him and Weresnki should be really steady for a long time.

 

[tducey]

Didn't think Marner would sign before the season started. Still that contract is pricey, I figure the Leafs are headed for cap trouble very soon.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Didn't think Marner would sign before the season started. Still that contract is pricey, I figure the Leafs are headed for cap trouble very soon.

I was hoping to see the Maple Leafs in the Finals before that happened, something that hasn't happened in my lifetime. Of course then them losing to the Canucks, Sharks, and Oilers in there three Finals.

 

[thedddd]

I have bad news for you Jake, Bobrovsky signed in Florida because HE wants to win the cup.

He has a better chance of winning a Stanley Cup signing with the Detroit Lions or Pittsburgh Pirates.

 

[BGDave]

NHL Suspends Evgeny Kuznetsov For Three Games

If this was posted I do apologize but seriously what is the point? You basically game him a nice little vacation early in the season.

Meh. 3 games? He is no Tom Wilson.

 

[BGDave]

I have bad news for you Jake, Bobrovsky signed in Florida because HE wants to win the cup.

Missed the last part of the quote. Jake actually said "best chance to do it because I wont have to play BOS in the first round"

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

How has the CBA decision not leaked yet?