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Ongoing NHL thread - Part III

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Also, one-time all-star Nick Backstrom jumped up to tie Crosby for 2nd place in points. They are both just one point behind McDavid.


Meanwhile, so-called Top 100 player Jonathan Toews has roughly half the points of any of them. He can't even pronounce his own last name. Sad!
 

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Also, one-time all-star Nick Backstrom jumped up to tie Crosby for 2nd place in points. They are both just one point behind McDavid.

Worth noting as well that Backstrom has a lot more assists than puck hogging puck hog Sydney Crhogsby.
 

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Worth noting as well that Backstrom has a lot more assists than puck hogging puck hog Sydney Crhogsby.

He's a great setup man. Love watching him play.

It's all about the goal/assist ratio!!

But it's not about the shit stained balls, the double decker pussies, the jagged head dildos and the cum swapping!!

Hockey is NOT about butthole pleasures, the rusty trombone or the dirty SANCHEZ, the tea-bagging or the hanging brain.

It's about passes. And connections. And goals!!

It's not about the Cincinnati bowtie or the rainbow showers or the alligator fuckhouse.

It's about connection and goal/assist ratios.

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List of players who have scored 100 goals after 40 years of age
- Gordie Howe
- Jaromir Jagr
 

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also, early congratulations to Crosby for reaching 1,000 points against the Canucks on Tuesday.
because we are a milestone lovin' kind of team.

and will be playing the 3rd game in 4 nights on the road against a rested Pens team.
(for any degenerates out there)
 

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Oilers have scored 3 goals in their last 5 games - What an offensive juggernaut they've assembled.
 

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Oilers have scored 3 goals in their last 5 games - What an offensive juggernaut they've assembled.

You can't stop the oil, you can only hope to contain them (when ecologically damaging leaks and spills inevitably occur).
 

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So, looking for 1000 points, Crosby goes two games without a point, for the first time in almost a year (68 regular season games) - that's pretty nuts! He's definitely slowed down somewhat, losing Sheary hurts (they had great chemistry) but hasn't been that bad. Hit a few posts the last two games.
 

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So, looking for 1000 points, Crosby goes two games without a point, for the first time in almost a year (68 regular season games) - that's pretty nuts! He's definitely slowed down somewhat, losing Sheary hurts (they had great chemistry) but hasn't been that bad. Hit a few posts the last two games.

Are you saying he is Desperately Seeking 1,000?

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The world would be a better place


If Nyquist tore his Achilles' tendon
 

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That high stick was vicious. How is he still in the game?

No clue. Ref was right there and called the penalty. Worst part is we only got 2 min advantage because of Stewart's rough. Scored at least

NBC crew is pissed.
 

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That should be 8-10 games for that.


Vicious (and I understand the anger above, but I don't think it's cool to wish serious injuries on players).

/Matt Cooke is the exception.
//Just to clarify, not referring to esls
 
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No clue. Ref was right there and called the penalty. Worst part is we only got 2 min advantage because of Stewart's rough. Scored at least

NBC crew is pissed.

Agreed, Nyquil should receive 5-10 games for that shit. Only upside is if he gets a suspension, the Things will be a better team. :nod:
 

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If Nyquist tore his Achilles' tendon

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine Nyquist's tendon
Snapping right in two... Two (ooo ooo ooo)...
 

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A former Medicine Hat Tiger opens the scoring in the Vancouver - Buffalo game.
 
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