Off Topic: Reall Good Advice!

[cheerupcharlie]

Ever been going at it with a great gal and out of nowhere, have her mom open the car door and ask the most stupid question ever?

As in “Mom” you mean “Aunt” since you used to screw your cousin….. that would be awkward I guess.

 

[Southieinnc]

Ever been going at it with a great gal and out of nowhere, have her mom open the car door and ask the most stupid question ever?

"What do you think you're doing??"

Then the next stupid statement.

"Get dressed and go home, right now."

What's she gonna say?

"Sorry mom, I wasn't thinking."?

"You'll have to wait mom. I haven't cum yet."?

That's what happens when the little head does all of the thinking.

And what the hell was her mother doing at place where there were twenty other cars every Friday and Saturday night doing the exact same thing? She must have had a little head of her own.

You should have invited her mother in to join the 2 of you.....

 

[Southieinnc]

Back on topic:
We have all found ways to deal with questions we do not want to answer.
My response to a question I don't want to answer?
Why would you ask me that!

What is yours?

 

[BigKen]

You should have invited her mother in to join the 2 of you.....

At 18, her mother was the third to the last thing on earth I would have wanted to have naked next to me.

Mothers, sisters, aunts etc. are #1 no's.

Mentally and physically handicapped are #2.

Hell, I was twelve weeks from being Vietnam. What kind of mother would go to a "Make Out" lot overlooking Casco Bay where young kids went? What kind of mother would open the door, knowing what she might find? Kinda AFU to me. Then her daughter "Dear John's" me about nine weeks later. I laugh like hell today, remembering flipping off her daughter and pointing "Mr. All Wet and Shiny at her."

 

[BigKen]

Back on topic:
We have all found ways to deal with questions we do not want to answer.
My response to a question I don't want to answer?
Why would you ask me that!

What is yours?

My most common has always been:

"You really don't know my answer."

or

"You really don't want me to answer that."

 

[YankeeRebel]

Back on topic:
We have all found ways to deal with questions we do not want to answer.
My response to a question I don't want to answer?
Why would you ask me that!

What is yours?

I don't want to answer that.

 

[YankeeRebel]

Advice: Don't put steak sauce on my steak, not ketchup on my homefries

 

[sharkymcwrath]

Back on topic:
We have all found ways to deal with questions we do not want to answer.
My response to a question I don't want to answer?
Why would you ask me that!

What is yours?

My favorite when I feel my wife is trying to corner me into an argument:

“What do you mean, what do I mean?”

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Back on topic:
We have all found ways to deal with questions we do not want to answer.
My response to a question I don't want to answer?
Why would you ask me that!

What is yours?

Go ask your mother.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Mentally and physically handicapped are #2.

Hmm...

Hell, I was twelve weeks from being Vietnam. What kind of mother would go to a "Make Out" lot overlooking Casco Bay where young kids went? What kind of mother would open the door, knowing what she might find? Kinda AFU to me. Then her daughter "Dear John's" me about nine weeks later. I laugh like hell today, remembering flipping off her daughter and pointing "Mr. All Wet and Shiny at her."

The kind of mother that didn't want a single pregnant daughter.
The kind of mother that wanted her daughter to succeed at being her daughter before she became a mother.
The kind of mother that didn't want to be a mother to a grandchild.

 

[BigKen]

The kind of mother that didn't want a single pregnant daughter.
The kind of mother that wanted her daughter to succeed at being her daughter before she became a mother.
The kind of mother that didn't want to be a mother to a grandchild.

Her daughter had been on birth control for at least a year.

I was just soul who's intentions were good, Oh Lord, her mother misunderstood.

 

[Southieinnc]

I'm a little surprised that nobody said,
"Mind your own business"

 

[nefansince75]

At 18, her mother was the third to the last thing on earth I would have wanted to have naked next to me.

Mothers, sisters, aunts etc. are #1 no's.

Mentally and physically handicapped are #2.

Oddly, cousins aren't on this list.

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Oddly, cousins aren't on this list.

BINGO! Thought the same thing. Also, he’d prefer to have sex with a quadriplegic with Down syndrome than an Aunt. To each his own I guess.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

BINGO! Thought the same thing. Also, he’d prefer to have sex with a quadriplegic with Down syndrome than an Aunt. To each his own I guess.

Aunt by blood or aunt by marriage?

 

[nefansince75]

Aunt by blood or aunt by marriage?

Man, we (all of us) are so weird.

 

[BigKen]

Cousins are fair game. Aunts, blood or otherwise, not so..

Ghengis Khan reportedly had more than 25,000 children through Asia and the middle east. Rueter's reported that 80% of the world's population originated from these areas. It's 50/50 that you are married to a relative.

 

[nefansince75]

Cousins are fair game. Aunts, blood or otherwise, not so..

Ghengis Khan reportedly had more than 25,000 children through Asia and the middle east. Rueter's reported that 80% of the world's population originated from these areas. It's 50/50 that you are married to a relative.

Sure, I'm a sicko because my wife and I are related through an amoeba some 2 billion years ago. Might as well screw my cousin?

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Man, we (all of us) are so weird.

So if your fathers brother married a hottie you wouldn't have "Comforted her" if they were on the outs, back when you were 18 and single?

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Cousins are fair game. Aunts, blood or otherwise, not so..

Ghengis Khan reportedly had more than 25,000 children through Asia and the middle east. Rueter's reported that 80% of the world's population originated from these areas. It's 50/50 that you are married to a relative.

@BigKen family picture.