O.T. State the last movie you watched and rate it

[jvett77]

Then you could arrest _phillies_ every April and get him 6 months in the CFCF on some trumped up molestation charge.

 

[Omar 382]

Miracle Mile (2004): 4/5. A short, independent film that only lasted 18 minutes, like jvett's mom in Old City

 

[jvett77]

Miracle Mile (2004): 4/5. A short, independent film that only lasted 18 minutes, like jvett's mom in Old City

She's short and independent alright, but since it takes your fat ass 2 hours to get it up on a good day, I know she had a good laugh.

 

[Omar 382]

Miller's Crossing: 4/5. Very good movie, that almost has a touch of neo-noir to it. I particularly liked John Turturro's performance (as usual) and Jon Polito's. Gabriel Byrne is like a discount Liam Neeson

 

[Cedrique]

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[Cedrique]

Miller's Crossing: 4/5. Very good movie, that almost has a touch of neo-noir to it. I particularly liked John Turturro's performance (as usual) and Jon Polito's. Gabriel Byrne is like a discount Liam Neeson

Wait, didn't I recommend this to you like a year ago, then you watched it and said it was disappointing? Or was that during your "Oxy and Cough Medicine" phase?

 

[Omar 382]

Wait, didn't I recommend this to you like a year ago, then you watched it and said it was disappointing? Or was that during your "Oxy and Cough Medicine" phase?

Yes, it most certainly was. I honestly remembered like 5% of it on a rewatch. Very excellent recommendation, as per usual Cedrique

 

[Omar 382]

I just want to go on record and say there are two (2) reasons I watched Miller's Crossing:

1. It had Steve Buscemi
2. Cedrique reccomended it

Buscemi had like 2 minutes of screen time, and Ced clearly mixed two movies up. Men's Cocks, while a very well done film, is different than Miller's Crossing. Yes, I know they have the same initials, Ced, but they're just not the same movie. If you watched the real Miller's Crossing you'd be just as bored as I was

You can clearly see the opioid problem through a.) making an inappropriate homophobic slur that was unprovoked and uncalled for and b.) disliking Miller's Crossing

 

[Omar 382]

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: 3.5/5 stars. I'll be the first to say that I think Johnny Depp can be a little overrated, but he really performed in this movie. Going into this musical with him, I had traumatic flashbacks of Russell Crowe singing mercilessly on end in the film adaptation to Les Miserables, but I can honestly say that I never knew Depp had such a booming, yet ironically, soft, smoothing, and (if I were gay- which I'm not) seductive voice. He was awesome. This is the performance I would have liked to seen in From Hell. It was like Dexter, but in 1880's London.

The first half of the movie flirted with 5 star territory, but it kind of fell of in the end. I would have liked to seen more Alan Rickman (you can never have too much Alan Rickman), but oh well. For free on Netflix, I'd certainly recommend to get you into the Halloween mood (if these murderous clowns aren't doing the trick for you).

 

[Omar 382]

Notorious (1946): 2.5/5 stars. Little did my friends' parents and my parents know that when you poison your child with processed sugar, real sugar, and shoot 'em up video games from a very young age, they will grow to be incapable of thoroughly enjoying critically lauded classics from Alfred Hitchcock in the 1940's. Thanks Dad

 

[Omar 382]

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad; come on, let's play
Can you teach me to throw?"
I said, "Not today, I got a lot to do. Go play Assassin's Creed 2"
He said, "That's okay."
And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him."

 

[jvett77]

You sarcastic wino!

 

[Cedrique]

Just saw the first episode of Luke Cage. I'm not normally someone that gets excited over the Marvel movies but this looks pretty good so far.

 

[Omar 382]

Just saw the first episode of Luke Cage. I'm not normally someone that gets excited over the Marvel movies but this looks pretty good so far.

If you want a bad ass superhero movie/show I wouldn't bother with that. I don't think you're very much into all that jazz, but it is a good medium. I just picked these bad boys up from my comic book stor e

 

[Omar 382]

$43 plus another 20 for a Bobbie, Marlboro Menthol's and a Grizzly Straight tin. In the imminent future when I can buy alcohol legally I'm going to go fucking bankrupt.

 

[Cedrique]

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Yeah, I'm not into all that (plus they all look like they are printed backwards-I would have to hold them up to a mirror just to read them). But after a couple episodes, Luke Cage is pretty good. It's a little like The Wire, with some dude living around them who happens to have ridiculous abilities so he can fuck with the criminals. But like I said, I'm not even into the superhero thing. This show would still be good even if he was a guy with no super powers that just liked fucking with criminals, like Charles Bronson.

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, I'm not into all that (plus they all look like they are printed backwards-I would have to hold them up to a mirror just to read them). But after a couple episodes, Luke Cage is pretty good. It's a little like The Wire, with some dude living around them who happens to have ridiculous abilities so he can fuck with the criminals. But like I said, I'm not even into the superhero thing. This show would still be good even if he was a guy with no super powers that just liked fucking with criminals, like Charles Bronson.

I think your lysdexia would have real problems reading my comic

 

[Omar 382]

Stranger Things S1: 5/5. One of a handful of seasons I've given 5/5 stars. Check it out, especially if you like '80s horror movies

 

[Omar 382]

The Infiltrator: 3.5/5 stars. Not Cranston's best work, as he nowhere approaches the breaking of badness in his portrayal of a real life undercover cop, but an entertaining story none the less. Overall, the film was pretty consistent and even in its enjoyability. There were few dull moments, but there were also no bad-ass, that-was-fucking-awesome moments that you would expect in a Cranston/Leguizamo (Ozzy del Veccio in Bloodline) hookup. There was a very good panning shot that I really enjoyed right before the wedding. I just wished the director took more of a risk with the two great actors he had and tapped into a The Departed feel, but oh well. I would recommend it, as long as you don't expect a fusion of Breaking Bad and Narcos.

 

[Omar 382]

Well, I can't rate it, because I couldn't (nor could anyone- not even Jesus, Muhammed, or Superman) stay awake for the whole thing, but of what I saw, October (Ten Days That Shook The World): 0/5 stars. Honestly, when he said he was putting on a silent film, I assumed a 30 minute silent comedy. Instead, when I showed up at 3:35 today, I got a 116 minute propaganda silent film about the Soviet Revolution. My goodness, this guy must really hate students or something