My thoughts on a few things

[broncosmitty]

Sounds like you're doing it right.

Im doing something wrong. There aren't any strippers here. (But the lady that went by me in the dairy aisle did smell like strawberries)

 

[Microwahevo]

Im doing something wrong. There aren't any strippers here. (But the lady that went by me in the dairy aisle did smell like strawberries)

Do you think strippers use microfiber towels to wipe off the pole after each dancer? Or are they your garden variety dish towel?

 

[broncosmitty]

Do you think strippers use microfiber towels to wipe off the pole after each dancer? Or are they your garden variety dish towel?

If I were a stripper I'd go with a ShammWow! (By were I mean still was)

 

[Microwahevo]

If I were a stripper I'd go with a ShammWow! (By were I mean still was)

Those are definitely a sham. They don't work. They wouldn't wipe up those juices oozing from 'dem hoes.

 

[broncosmitty]

Hahahahaha. I love that a hooker bit that guys tongue off. (Part of his tongue)

 

[gandydancer]

If I were a stripper I'd go with a ShammWow! (By were I mean still was)

Thanks for the visual

 

[broncosmitty]

HeyyyyyyYouuuuGuyyysssssss!!!!

 

[gandydancer]

Smitty I see Stafford has become a local fisherman.

 

[broncosmitty]

Smitty I see Stafford has become a local fisherman.

Well that's good. I trust the Gortons Fisherman. (What's the catch Gandy?)

 

[gandydancer]

Well that's good. I trust the Gortons Fisherman. (What's the catch Gandy?)

Pink snapper is delish. washed down with 5 hour energy of course

 

[gandydancer]

Well that's good. I trust the Gortons Fisherman. (What's the catch Gandy?)

Maybe they are not showing new direct tv commercial... big fatty face local fisherman yet in the shelters.

 

[broncosmitty]

Do you get the pink 5 hour energy? (5 hour energy was started as a cottage business right here in Michigan with a blender and a trip to the local produce store. True story. I shit you not.). Half of the proceeds go towards improving America's cleavage I believe.

 

[broncosmitty]

Maybe they are not showing new direct tv commercial... big fatty face local fisherman yet in the shelters.

Nah, I haven't seen that yet. But I didn't see that PureMichigan now has corporate sponsorship. Fuck off Kroger. (I miss that old dude from their commercials. Or was that Kessel? Like anybody really cares about my grocery store tangent....). Hold on.... I think I might have saw a guy on vacation get quarantined and end up looking like the elephant man.

 

[LPinSLC]

Do you get the pink 5 hour energy? (5 hour energy was started as a cottage business right here in Michigan with a blender and a trip to the local produce store. True story. I shit you not.). Half of the proceeds go towards improving America's cleavage I believe.

You guys are giving me grief about 5HE's? It's not about me man, It's about nice boobs coming together, meeting up, or touching bases.

 

[gandydancer]

You guys are giving me grief about 5HE's? It's not about me man, It's about nice boobs coming together, meeting up, or touching bases.

What does baseball have to do with cleavage?

 

[LPinSLC]

What does baseball have to do with cleavage?

Cleavage Indians? Nah I don't watch baseball.

 

[RobBase]

Ever notice the main social group 5HE is aimed at are white collar office workers? At Quicken they send hot 5HE girls around to pass the stuff out. Really? You need a fucking energy drink to sit at your desk all night? Idiots.

 

[jdwills126]

Keep reading how Fritz Pollard is following the Lions search and interview with Jim Caldwell!

Well how about you piss off and the the lions hire the best guy, the one they want! Not the one you want or the one that will look good for diversity!

The Lions have a minority as a GM. They wanted to interview Lovie Smith! And the consensus is Bowles was almost hired over Schwartz.

So get over your political/social statement. Let the Lions hire the guy that is best for the job. If that is Caldwell then so be it, but I doubt seriously he is more than a Offensive Coordinator.

Teams and fans care about winning. I don't care what ethnicity the coach or GM is if they win. Stop thinking that racial equality transcends winning and selling out your stadiums.

Art Shell got canned because he sucked! Tony Dungy was great because he won! Mike Tomlin wins and will never be out of a job long! Mike Singletary is a head case and may never get a HC job again! When you advocate a race over talent you are part of the problem.

 

[broncosmitty]

Ever notice the main social group 5HE is aimed at are white collar office workers? At Quicken they send hot 5HE girls around to pass the stuff out. Really? You need a fucking energy drink to sit at your desk all night? Idiots.

How hot are these dames?

 

[lionstop1]

No excuses