Jets QB, Sam Darnold, to Miss MNF Against the Browns with Mono

[Inquisitor95]

How many tines have you had mono?

got it playing football in highschool. whole team got it. sharing water bottles. we had to forfeit half our games.

Liar. You know so much about it because you got it staying at a Holiday Inn Express.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

That's a really brutal schedule for them before halloween. Even with all hands on deck and healthy, they weren't likely to win any games after the Bills collapse,

 

[williewilliejuan]

He went to USC, so he probably has AIDS.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

This makes sense. I do a big total wins pool where you pick teams from different tiers that are grouped by how bad the teams were last year. I usually take a bunch of AFCE teams to lose knowing they're all going to suck other than NE, but this year I went out on a limb and had a bunch on the Jets to win out of the bad teams pool.

They're definitely going like 4-12 now so I'm already fucked in week 2. Great.

 

[Shanemansj13]

I can't imagine what Cowherd is saying, even if Mayfield throws for 900 yds and 9 TD's...Colin will open up his big mouth, "he still sucks and they are lucky Sammy boy was injured"

 

[Montalban]

Hey, maybe the Jets will have a chance to win then.

 

[Shanemansj13]

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Can see 0-6 or even 0-7 being a possibility for the Jets.

Wowwww

 

[CaptainStubing]

i can't remember any professional athlete getting mono? has it happened before?

 

[dbldwn711]

got it playing football in highschool. whole team got it. sharing water bottles. we had to forfeit half our games.

Sharing water bottles? You still peddling THAT excuse? More like grab ass, tummy sticks and God knows what else!

 

[Mondo Jay]

He's been cruising chicks and sucking face.

 

[Rambunctious]

Wake me up when this one is over.

 

[Rock Strongo]

and now, this @Used 2 B Hu

Adam Schefter

‪And one more piece of Jets’ news: RB Le’Veon Bell is undergoing an MRI on shoulder.‬

 

[wazzu31]

Jets fans are going to love when Luke Falk comes off the bench to lead them to victory.

 

[PhilSimms11]

I had mono (aka mononucleosis) also. It's no joke. The doc said absolutely NO contact sports for fear of my swollen spleen rupturing. Hell, I couldn't do anything anyway. I had no energy. I lost 25 pounds in about 2 weeks. All I could keep down was applesauce and pudding. I got it around August and wasn't full strength until around Thanksgiving.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I had mono (aka mononucleosis) also. It's no joke. The doc said absolutely NO contact sports for fear of my swollen spleen rupturing. Hell, I couldn't do anything anyway. I had no energy. I lost 25 pounds in about 2 weeks. All I could keep down was applesauce and pudding. I got it around August and wasn't full strength until around Thanksgiving.

this

it was brutal. hes out a lot longer than people think.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

No Darnold & Bell just had an MRI on his shoulder... Jests are in midseason form

 

[PhilSimms11]

this

it was brutal. hes out a lot longer than people think.

It wouldn't shock me if they eventually shut him down for the season. If he experiences what I did how long would it take him to not just get in shape for a normal person, but game shape as a pro athlete?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

i can't remember any professional athlete getting mono? has it happened before?

What I want to know. Has he been "sacking" some high schoolers???

 

[SDGuy73]

I got really sick back in 1998 when I was 25. After 3 weeks, I went to the hospital and they did biopsies. Diagnosed me with lymphoma. Turned out I had a rare strain of mono. Damn Indiana women!

 

[RobBase]

Jets will probably still win.