Jerry Jones accused of sexual assault

[Debbie Does]

Can she play defense?

 

[germanjohn]

I probably patted him on the ass during a practice.

freudian slip?

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

hey,.....nuthin happened...!,.....jerrah's son-in-law wasn't there to ========hand him his ~Viagara~.

 

[Debbie Does]

hey,.....nuthin happened...!,.....jerrah's son-in-law wasn't there to ========hand him his ~Viagara~.

The old man would need the whole cheerleader squad to fluff him.

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

The old man would need the whole cheerleader squad to fluff him.

*wink

 

[Canuck eh?]

I hate the Cowboys, but love Jerry Jones.

Ditto. May he live forever.

 

[Canuck eh?]

I seldom defend this guy but this is nothing but a pile of bullshit. I believe the statute of limitations has expired on something like this anyway. Really..5 years after the fact? I'm surprised she didn't add on pain and suffering from watching the team play all these years, but clearly I digress.[/I]

That's a forthcoming class action lawsuit.

 

[TxHeat]

Ditto. May he live forever.

C'MON MAN!!!

 

[Shield-Thread Killa]

Hope it wasn't your daughter?

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

Ditto. May he live forever.

lol,...like fidel [castro]....?

 

[SteveDallas]

The old man would need the whole cheerleader squad to fluff him.

Well he does sign their paycheck. Is that prostitution? Is Jerry their pimp?

 

[Debbie Does]

Ditto. May he live forever.

He looks like he already has.

I saved a few of the classic FN pictures before they went away for good.

 

[Tharvot]

Seems to me that the stripper he was out with is just trying to squeeze some money and fame from Jerry. The incident happened in 2009...

 

[TxHeat]

He looks like he already has.

I saved a few of the classic FN pictures before they went away for good.

That was certainly one of them. Did you you save the Sanchez one too?

 

[SteveDallas]

Hope it wasn't your daughter?

My daughter has better sense then to hang out with drunken old men.

 

[Canuck eh?]

He looks like he already has.

I saved a few of the classic FN pictures before they went away for good.

I always loved that pic. I wonder if his son-in-law opened his juice box?

 

[Debbie Does]

I always loved that pic. I wonder if his son-in-law opened his juice box?

I had a post deleted once for suggesting he was sucking on the other end of his catheter.

 

[Debbie Does]

That was certainly one of them. Did you you save the Sanchez one too?

No. I just scrolled back from that Peyton Manning thread we had the IP address of and picked up what I liked. I would have taken Buttfumble for sure, or the one of him in the tux at the Tony Awards. Classics.

 

[Canuck eh?]

I had a post deleted once for suggesting he was sucking on the other end of his catheter.

I suppose that's better than sucking on the other end of somebody else's catheter. :rollseyes:

 

[TxHeat]

No. I just scrolled back from that Peyton Manning thread we had the IP address of and picked up what I liked. I would have taken Buttfumble for sure, or the one of him in the tux at the Tony Awards. Classics.

The one in the tux was the one I was thinking of.