Jerry Jones accused of sexual assault

[slapshot]

5 year statute of limitation for bringing a civil action for sexual assault or aggravated sexual assault. Sept 2014 is beyond 5 years from when the supposed action took place (May/June 2009). Back to the drawing board honey.

C'mon. Her watch stopped.

 

[Canuck eh?]

C'mon. Her watch stopped.

She must have looked at it.

 

[Debbie Does]

C'mon. Her watch stopped.

If the allegations are true, his heart would have stopped.

If, of course, he actually had a heart.

 

[slapshot]

If the allegations are true, his heart would have stopped.

If, of course, he actually had a heart.

He probably doesn't have a heart. But, he's got at least 2 livers?

 

[TxHeat]

He probably doesn't have a heart. But, he's got at least 2 livers?

he needs it!!

 

[slapshot]

She must have looked at it.

Are you saying Jerrah doesn't pay for the cream of the crop? Looking at the team roster..........probably not I guess.

 

[Tharvot]

5 year statute of limitation for bringing a civil action for sexual assault or aggravated sexual assault. Sept 2014 is beyond 5 years from when the supposed action took place (May/June 2009). Back to the drawing board honey.

Nice catch. Funny how nothing was done until those pictures surfaced with her in them. She (or her lawyer) are trying to cash in on her 15 sec of fame. Might be able to swing a **** contract or 2 out of this publicity tho.

 

[Debbie Does]

He probably doesn't have a heart. But, he's got at least 2 livers?

Remember when he said he had the brain of a 40-year-old?

I think he keeps it in a jar of formaldehyde on a shelf behind his desk.

 

[podsox]

jerry looks like he was on a bender

 

[TxHeat]

jerry looks like he was on a bender

that's what we refer to here as his 'natural state'.

 

[TxHeat]

Nice catch. Funny how nothing was done until those pictures surfaced with her in them. She (or her lawyer) are trying to cash in on her 15 sec of fame. Might be able to swing a **** contract or 2 out of this publicity tho.

As Leroy Jethro Gibbs says - I don't believe in coincidences.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Ditto. May he live forever.

In a cryofreezer. Preferably starting today.

 

[SteveDallas]

that's what we refer to here as his 'natural state'.

I read an article the other day Otis posted about Jerry. The thing that stood out to me the most was the seemingly bottomless glass of Johnnie Walker Blue.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I read an article the other day Otis posted about Jerry. The thing that stood out to me the most was the seemingly bottomless glass of Johnnie Walker Blue.

Do you recall those man sized drinks JR and Bobby Ewing used to suck back?

I think they were JJ's role models.

For boozing anyway.

 

[SteveDallas]

Do you recall those man sized drinks JR and Bobby Ewing used to suck back?

I think they were JJ's role models.

For boozing anyway.

I've never tried the Blue but as a rule I avoid any whiskey that contains rye torched with a weed burner. Give me corn whiskey every time. Bless Kentucky.

 

[packerzrule]

 

[overtone22]

This is horrifying! Ban him NFL. PLEASE!

 

[GNG]

Do you recall those man sized drinks JR and Bobby Ewing used to suck back?

I think they were JJ's role models.

For boozing anyway.

Al Davis was Jerry's role model.

 

[Rams4ever]

And Roger G will look the other way. He doesn't want to alienate one of his bosses.

 

[overtone22]

I hate the Cowboys, but love Jerry Jones.

That's interesting. I love the Cowboys, but hate Jerry Jones.

Strange.