I GUARANTEE a drowning of the Dolphins

[Dude]

how do you drown a dolphin? i mean, they live in water and stuff ...

You plug that little hole they have on the top of head.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

I mean... at this point just give him ownership of the site. I don't think there's anything else we could logically do...

 

[Dude]

Maybe Miami should change their logo to this Dolphin, looks meaner than the cute, friendly mammal they have now.

 

[richig07]

You plug that little hole they have on the top of head.

@Beengay fudgepackers tried to do that with his dick once. Then he realized it was too small. Dolphin attacked him. Fucked him in the ass and mouth for about an hour. He felt kinda stupid... but also said it wasn't half bad. I admire the kid - he can always find a silver lining.

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

@Beengay fudgepackers tried to do that with his dick once. Then he realized it was too small. Dolphin attacked him. Fucked him in the ass and mouth for about an hour. He felt kinda stupid... but also said it wasn't half bad. I admire the kid - he can always find a silver lining.

Man, I must’ve triggered you hard core. I haven’t read any of your stupid hater posts, including this one.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Holy shit that whole "your watching more Discovery channel" stuff is really paying off for you!

When you baked 75% of the time, amazing what someone watches, more amazing is that he remembers

 

[richig07]

Man, I must’ve triggered you hard core. I haven’t read any of your stupid hater posts, including this one.

That was a joke to lighten things, silly goose.

I didn't write one single hater post. I posted the same thing in every post... copy and pasted. I will continue to calmly ask you to address this. I know why you're not replying... you can go ahead and say it.

Wentz’s rookie year was way better than Trubiskys

Trubisky: 12 games 7 TD's 7 INT's 77.5 Rating 59.4% CMP 2.1 TD% 2.1 INT% 6.6 Y/A

Wentz: 16 games 16 TD's 14 INT's 79.3 Rating 62% CMP 2.6 TD% 2.3 INT% 6.2 Y/A

Name one statistic on there which isn't comparable. JUST ONE.

QB Rating is 1.8 in differential
Completion percentage is 2.6% in differential
TD% is 0.5 in differential
Trubisky has a 1-1 TD/INT ratio... Wentz has 1.14-1 TD/INT ratio
Trubisky has a superior INT% by 0.2
Trubisky has better yards per attempt by 0.4

Not to mention... 248 rush yards in 12 games to 150 yards in 16

I'll wait for a justification...

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

That was a joke to lighten things, silly goose.

I didn't write one single hater post. I posted the same thing in every post... copy and pasted. I will continue to calmly ask you to address this. I know why you're not replying... you can go ahead and say it.

Wentz’s rookie year was way better than Trubiskys

Trubisky: 12 games 7 TD's 7 INT's 77.5 Rating 59.4% CMP 2.1 TD% 2.1 INT% 6.6 Y/A

Wentz: 16 games 16 TD's 14 INT's 79.3 Rating 62% CMP 2.6 TD% 2.3 INT% 6.2 Y/A

Name one statistic on there which isn't comparable. JUST ONE.

QB Rating is 1.8 in differential
Completion percentage is 2.6% in differential
TD% is 0.5 in differential
Trubisky has a 1-1 TD/INT ratio... Wentz has 1.14-1 TD/INT ratio
Trubisky has a superior INT% by 0.2
Trubisky has better yards per attempt by 0.4

Not to mention... 248 rush yards in 12 games to 150 yards in 16

I'll wait for a justification...

Didn’t read.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

When you baked 75% of the time, amazing what someone watches, more amazing is that he remembers

If theres two things you can count on with potheads

1) We're like dictionaries of information

2) We can figure out how to make a bong out of anything. Including a drowned dolphin

 

[Scooby-Doo]

I picked the Bengals laying 6 in my high stakes pool

I actually agree with Chaney aside for the score.

 

[TP76]

Looks like the blowholes didn't get the memo.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Phew fish is still alive at the half, not into senseless animal killings

 

[Battlelyon]

Looks like Dolphins are getting plenty of air

 

[sonnyblack65]

Looks like Dolphins are getting plenty of air

Only one flopping is OP right about now

 

[Dude]

Only one flopping is OP right about now

Oh Sonny, but AFCE sucks man, sure you heard bout dat.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Oh Sonny, but AFCE sucks man, sure you heard bout dat.

They might go 4-0 this weekend but honestly if Cinci had a real QB like Mayfield, they would be scary good, glad they don't

 

[redseat]

Told the Fins fan they'd be fine

 

[Battlelyon]

Bungles trying to come back

 

[TP76]

Looks like they got the memo, just in time.

Bungholes > Blowholes

mrscheney proving to be lethal with her picks/

 

[redseat]

wow - Maybe you are clairvoyant