Have you guys ever loved a woman so much it hurt

[Chef99]

I know a lot of guys put beautiful women on pedistols and you should never give a woman that much power but man some times I feel like woman have such an advantage over us men!

We put 'em on pedestals so it's easier to look up their dresses...

 

[TBBishop]

If it hurts you're doing it wrong!

 

[RobBase]

 

[Montalban]

I know this is way off topic but I know us guys have a lot in common. So I was wondering how many of us have loved a woman soooo much it hurt?

Who hasn't?

 

[TREFF]

Nah I just love her so much but sometimes I say to myself, "what the hell are you doing" and I think of my bit treff who lives the good life with no shit.

The good life? Ha! There are parts, no doubts. No nagging, no need to remember stupid little things like anniversaries or her sister's birthday, stuff like that. And best of all no one can complain about me buying the Sunday Ticket, and sitting on my ass all day Sunday, every Sunday.

But I'd trade it all to have someone in the bed every night.

 

[ROMOTOOWENS]

The good life? Ha! There are parts, no doubts. No nagging, no need to remember stupid little things like anniversaries or her sister's birthday, stuff like that. And best of all no one can complain about me buying the Sunday Ticket, and sitting on my ass all day Sunday, every Sunday.

But I'd trade it all to have someone in the bed every night.

Believe me you can have it both ways. Have you a few kids and let them know how important church is . Get the wife to teach Sunday school. Tell them you will watch Joel OSteen, while they are there. So many church functions on Sundays- I never see them. Ha

The key is Saturdays. Make enough money to give her extra and let her shop all day while you watch college

 

[Neb4life]

My wife is so awesome she puts Viagra out on the counter for me.

 

[romeo212000]

Tha' fuck is this shit?

 

[HellAwaits]

Hurt so bad, I had to start using hand lotion again.

 

[romeo212000]

Sounds like you might need some penicillin, bro.

 

[HellAwaits]

Sounds like you might need some penicillin, bro.

wouldn't that burn her anus though?

 

[romeo212000]

wouldn't that burn her anus though?

No pain, no gain.

 

[HellAwaits]

the art of felching

 

[Chef99]

My wife is so awesome she puts Viagra out on the counter for me.

You sure she isn't trying to tell you something?

 

[Dolemite censored]

I know this is way off topic but I know us guys have a lot in common. So I was wondering how many of us have loved a woman soooo much it hurt?

Hurts every time I have to write that bitch a check.

 

[HellAwaits]

Hurts every time I have to write that bitch a check.

she doesn't take coupons?

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Yeah Foot I once loved a woman so much it hurt..............then after the shot kicked in I felt a lot better.

 

[SteelersPride]

foot, new relationship? old relationship?

 

[averagejoe]

Foot, I have friends that are happily married. And friends that are divorced or unhappily married. Of the friends that are happy, I noticed that they do not go golfing, hunting, fishing, snow mobiling, drinking with other unhappily married men at bars, and/or watch smut at every opportunity. It may be unscientific, but there must be some truth to the fact that if you spend less time with your wife, it can't be helping the marriage. The husband may not see it that way - which could be another problem.

PM me if you want to vent. Or email me.

 

[The Foot]

Thanks guys. Yea Im good, we were arguing about money problems as usual and last night I was drinking and I never drink so the drinking got me a little emotional, lol and I drunk texted. I have been loving this woman for a long time SP and will for many more years, but sometimes I just think woman if they truly knew how much we loved them would own us or maybe they all ready know!

Thanks again guys for all the kind words and funny statements, cant believe how many hits this post got!