Gumps, I come in peace

[UTVolCountry]

...and I bring to you the song of my people

 

[UTVolCountry]

Peace out.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Reported..... Hillbilly

 

[bamabear82]

SUCK IT CREAMSICLE!

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Who wants this football shoved up their ass???? I need a Volunteer.

 

[Smoke]

 

[UTVolCountry]

Who wants this football shoved up their ass???? I need a Volunteer.

 

[rolltide14_0]

 

[SECHATER12]

You might be a redneck if

You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

 

[bamabear82]

lol @ Meatchicken too btw.

 

[UTVolCountry]

You might be a redneck if

You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

You might be a redneck if

You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Sounds like I might be a Michigan Redneck.... Which is better than being an Illinois Nazi I suppose