Attention SEC nut swingers & ball lickers

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I do, I'm very curious as to how many signs of being a douchebag you can mark off in 1 thread.

Hehe.

You should see him in the AL Central Smack Talk thread. His douchitude is the stuff of legends.

 

[occupant]

Itt- rustled jimmies.

You have scoreboard for now....but not much else.

 

[offshore1509]

All this talk about How awesome the SEC is. Hey dipshits, Alabama just owned your asses, again, and won the national title, again. For the fourth fucking time. They are soo fucking stupid. Alabama is the SEC, period. Disgusting how so many fans are complacent with being Alabama's bitch.

It is a little misleading that a conference that claims to be so tough gets dominated by one team, just saying.

 

[fordman84]

It is a little misleading that a conference that claims to be so tough gets dominated by one team, just saying.

It would be fair to say then that every conference gets dominated by Bama based on their natties over the last few years.

I do see some Big12'ers points though. If Bama were in the Big12 they wouldn't have had as many chances for the natty. SOS is a big factor to the voters

 

[Deep Creek]

Dayum, I bailed on this thread too early!!!

And before anybody questions my IQ, I know that's not how you spell "damn..."

"Dayum" is phonetically correct if you are from Texas! Because those things that come out of a chicken are two syllable words...."A-yeggs".

 

[Montalban]

LOL.. Ok guy... Just a note.. i spent 4 years in the Marines. So I hope your little joke thread here is backed up by you actually serving in the military of some sort.. because if not.. you are a sad little man to even jokingly say you did.

I think 4 Down 20 is full of shit.

 

[Montalban]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Good lord what a stupid fuck you must be.

 

[4down20]

I think 4 Down 20 is full of shit.

Good lord what a stupid fuck you must be.

What's up you KKK piece of shit?

Complained about the loss of our european white heritage lately?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

We still swinging and licking over here? Hell, if it's gonna be that kinda party, Imma stick my dick in the mash potatoes!

 

[Mistaken4193]

This whole thread @MiamiVice is such a weak pussy.

 

[bamabear82]

Good lord what a stupid fuck you must be.

Gotta love it when some goober dick ^ comes in thinking he knows what's going on just to make himself look like a fucking retard. You'd be better served to go cry with the Marine.

 

[bamabear82]

This whole thread @MiamiVice is such a weak pussy.

But but but, he's a Marine! Respect his authority!

 

[4down20]

Gotta love it when some goober dick ^ comes in thinking he knows what's going on just to make himself look like a fucking retard. You'd be better served to go cry with the Marine.

He hates me already because I called him out for posting KKK talking points.

 

[bamabear82]

He hates me already because I called him out for posting KKK talking points.

Ah, I see, one of those guys. Seen many of the like come and go.

 

[Montalban]

Gotta love it when some goober dick ^ comes in thinking he knows what's going on just to make himself look like a fucking retard. You'd be better served to go cry with the Marine.

You live in Alabama and you want to criticize someone else? C'mon now. Don't you red necks have enough problems of your own down there?

 

[4down20]

You live in Alabama and you want to criticize someone else? C'mon now. Don't you red necks have enough problems of your own down there?

Yes, everyone in Alabama has way more extra problems than anywhere else in the country.

 

[Wild Turkey]

You live in Alabama and you want to criticize someone else? C'mon now. Don't you red necks have enough problems of your own down there?

Where did this retread come from?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Can any of your programs step the FUCK up and beat Alabama? 4 out of the last 7. JESUS CHRIST!

Fucking Posers all of you. Swinging on that 9-2 bowl record, Whoopie Do. Alabama just got its 4th title in 7 years and you dipshits are celebrating your overall conference bowl record. Fucking sick fucks. GOD Someone please beat Alabama cause OU is tired of doing it for you, scumbags.

WE WANT BAMA!!!! FIGHT ON \/

 

[MarkOU]

I'll be cheering for ya but I think Bama is gonna wreck you guys. Call it a historical reversal of rolls. Long ago Bear convinced the school to schedule USC cause Bear wanted to prove a point. That "colored" players, as he put it, could play some ball and sure enough USC whooped that ass. Now it's time for USC to see how it's done.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I'll be cheering for ya but I think Bama is gonna wreck you guys. Call it a historical reversal of rolls. Long ago Bear convinced the school to schedule USC cause Bear wanted to prove a point. That "colored" players, as he put it, could play some ball and sure enough USC whooped that ass. Now it's time for USC to see how it's done.

Unless we magically find a defense you're probably correct