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Alex Ovechkin....Fatty

elocomotive

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Also worth noting that 10 years ago today Ovechkin played in his first NHL game and showed the promise of a rising star with two goals and a check so hard it jarred loose the glass.

475 goals and nearly 900 points later he has clearly became an overweight, abysmal failure and what many would call the Ryan Leaf of hockey... if Ryan Leaf were a big fat, tittied fat fucker.
 

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This proves that killed threads should stay dead.

/scarred
 

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First things first....props to OV for the Steve McQueen T-shirt....McQueen is a true American icon and my 3rd favorite actor of all time (behind only Harvey Keitel and Bob Deniro)....and secondly....time to lay off the borscht, Alex....

It's not the borscht per se...it's the pounds of sour cream he puts on it and the gallons of vodka he washes it down with
 

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That goalie has a terrible stance.


/at least
 

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If Ryan Johansen does go somewhere, I want him to go there.

There, I said it.




/Brooks Orpik blocks shots.
 
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