MLB Daily Thread: 6.2.15 Moxie's reverse jinx fails, Yanks batter King Felix, Rock can't wait 4 hockey season

[Used 2 B Hu]

Too bad I couldn't put the Padres in the thread title for @HammerDown

 

[kramer1]

Cueto returns tonight. Will his arm fall off?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Cueto returns tonight. Will his arm fall off?

What's his problem? Is it the clap?

 

[kramer1]

What's his problem? Is it the clap?

Elbow....which is never good. And probably some kind of hair STD.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Elbow...so he's been jerkin it too much...

Cashner struck out 12 Mets, a career best, but he gave up 11 hits, a career worst. DeGrom took a perfect game into the 6th. Guess the scorched earth begins tonight?

 

[Rock Strongo]

hi hu, it is I...rock strongo.

 

[redseat]

Hey, look the Red Sox didn't lose



Sadly.... because they didn't play....

 

[black francis]

Rock - If you were going to eat Caitlyn Jenner's pussy, would you make her shave it first? Or would you want to be the first guy to eat her hairy box?

 

[Rock Strongo]

Rock - If you were going to eat Caitlyn Jenner's pussy, would you make her shave it first? Or would you want to be the first guy to eat her hairy box?

she would first have to remove the penis, and id need about 45 gallons of craft beer...a very dark room, and possible brain damage.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Lmao

 

[Rock Strongo]

Lmao

i saw that vanity fair cover and thought of you dirt.

 

[Rock Strongo]

@black francis, any chance you can stop doing this? i came here to get away from yam.

 

[black francis]

@black francis, any chance you can stop doing this? i came here to get away from yam.

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Do what?

 

[Rock Strongo]

Do what?

posting my stuff here on zigs.

 

[black francis]

posting my stuff here on zigs.

will do

 

[Rock Strongo]

thanks. it was brought to my attention by more than one person...i just want nothing to do with mister mullets n fresh lids.

 

[Rock Strongo]

might buy this bitch:

2004 BMW 3 Series 325xi AWD 4dr Sedan...one owner, 78k miles...AWD, full warranty...

$9,900

 

[black francis]

thanks. it was brought to my attention by more than one person...i just want nothing to do with mister mullets n fresh lids.

no problem - sorry

wont happen again

can I still be the little spoon?

 

[Rock Strongo]

no problem - sorry

wont happen again

can I still be the little spoon?

no worries man. just wear the thong again, we're cool.

 

[black francis]

might buy this bitch:

2004 BMW 3 Series 325xi AWD 4dr Sedan...one owner, 78k miles...AWD, full warranty...

$9,900

fucking love beemers

seem like a good price