MLB Daily Thread: 6.10.15-SF no hits the Mets & Eduardo Rodriguez's historic start

[Rock Strongo]

Yeah. Okay. Napoli too? He's gonna be okay too?

no, i think hes done. panda will adjust. hes better at third than i thought (his feet are amazing). he needs to stop throwing everything on a rope to first tho, he doesnt need 93 mph every throw. thus, the errors.

 

[HammerDown]

Yep. Buchholz is having a special year too. Any day now.

Oh, he's "special" all right.

 

[HammerDown]

no, i think hes done. panda will adjust. hes better at third than i thought (his feet are amazing). he needs to stop throwing everything on a rope to first tho, he doesnt need 93 mph every throw. thus, the errors.

I really had faith that Sox fans would dispense with the "Panda" nonsense made popular by fruity Giants fans. Alas, it was not to be.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I really had faith that Sox fans would dispense with the "Panda" nonsense made popular by fruity Giants fans. Alas, it was not to be.

i never wanted him here, and im not his biggest fan...but hes a lot more nimble than i thought at 3rd.

 

[HammerDown]

i never wanted him here, and im not his biggest fan...but hes a lot more nimble than i thought at 3rd.

I'd venture to say that two-out-of-three of your top prospects at 3B are as nimble as Sandoval for 90% less money.

 

[navamind]

They could have traded for that Josh Donaldson guy. I heard he's pretty good.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

They could have traded for that Josh Donaldson guy. I heard he's pretty good.

Given how many amazing moves Beane has pulled off in his time, I will never understand WTF he was thinking here.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Oh, he's "special" all right.

He and Dickey are the probables Saturday. I'm betting that game will end 11-10 one way or the other.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Hu!

Homer & Marge Simpson To Separate On The Simpsons Season 27

“Simpsons” Executive Producer Al Jean told Variety that longtime couple Homer and Marge will be separating this coming run of episodes. “In the premiere, it’s discovered after all the years Homer has narcolepsy, and it’s an incredible strain on the marriage,” Jean said. “Homer and Marge legally separate, and Homer falls in love with his pharmacist, who’s voiced by [‘Girls”] Lena Dunham.”

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Geno Smith 3 picks yesterday at OTAS

LMAO

"Starter's job is his to lose."

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hu!

Homer & Marge Simpson To Separate On The Simpsons Season 27

“Simpsons” Executive Producer Al Jean told Variety that longtime couple Homer and Marge will be separating this coming run of episodes. “In the premiere, it’s discovered after all the years Homer has narcolepsy, and it’s an incredible strain on the marriage,” Jean said. “Homer and Marge legally separate, and Homer falls in love with his pharmacist, who’s voiced by [‘Girls”] Lena Dunham.”

Preposterous!

Outrageous!

Bad...THINGIE!

They've gone through tough times before, they'll probably be reunited (and it feeels so gooood!) by the end of the episode.

 

[HammerDown]

 

[HammerDown]

Just getting tuned in to the Cards @ Rockies game.

Why isn't Tulo in the lineup?

60 day DL?

 

[HammerDown]

Padres 2B Jedd Gyorko back to AAA. I wonder if he'll be on the block? Doubtful but who knows?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

They could have traded for that Josh Donaldson guy. I heard he's pretty good.

That would have required giving up Blake Swihart, who you and I both know is like Jesus Christ himself in the tools of ignorance.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Given how many amazing moves Beane has pulled off in his time, I will never understand WTF he was thinking here.

...wait for it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Just getting tuned in to the Cards @ Rockies game.

Why isn't Tulo in the lineup?

60 day DL?

From your lips to God's ears.

This asshole in one of my leagues just acquired Tulo via trade yesterday and I'm pretty sure he intends to package him and trade him off. A nice DL stint would give me the substance required to bust the guy's stones to fucking dust.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

...wait for it.

You suddenly a big Lawrie fan, Slinky?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You suddenly a big Lawrie fan, Slinky?

I've never liked that spaz, and now he recently tried to kill that woman at Fenway. Fuck him.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Given how many amazing moves Beane has pulled off in his time, I will never understand WTF he was thinking here.

Maybe Donaldson was schtupping Beane's daughter and Beane said, "look, mother fucker, I'll fuck you up good and send your ass to fucking CANADA, bishes!"