MLB Daily Thread: 4-14-16 Panda on the DL, braves and twins still winless

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hawks are 3-1 against the Celtics going into this playoff series. So there's that.

What sport is this? Curling?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Sweep for my Celtics

Ohhhh, shit...

Sorry for your loss, Cereal

 

[bravesfan]

What sport is this? Curling?

I think it's water polo

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Ohhhh, shit...

Sorry for your loss, Cereal

Can I borrow your Robert Parrish jersey?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Can I borrow your Robert Parrish jersey?

Gary Sichsting...and NO

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Gary Sichsting...and NO

if it goes missing from your ArmWaaaaa, dont look at me

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I think it's water polo

Right, one of them ghey sports

 

[Cyder]

Defensively definitely

But Murphy was the best Mets Hitter last season, pre-Cespedes

I think the Grandy Man was actually their best hitter last year pre Cespedes

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

if it goes missing from your ArmWaaaaa, dont look at me

If my wife says you can have it, that's different

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Sweep for my Celtics

I am so happy Toronto avoids the winner of that series.

/I still think we're gonna lose to Indiana anyway so moot point

 

[bravesfan]

I think the Grandy Man was actually their best hitter last year pre Cespedes

I don't know, like most of America I didn't pay attention to the mets till September of last season

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Could the Red Sox and Panda break up in year 2 of the 5 yr 95 mil contract? Can the Dodgers bail them out again?

Do you think Panda's really hurt? I have my doubts. I'm thinking they just want the roster spot while they figure out what to do with that human Twinkie.

 

[molsaniceman]

Do you think Panda's really hurt? I have my doubts. I'm thinking they just want the roster spot while they figure out what to do with that human Twinkie.

Hes got the clay bucholtz disease pitch like crap go on DL come back pitch 1 good game and then a bad one and back to the DL with u

 

[bravesfan]

Do you think Panda's really hurt? I have my doubts. I'm thinking they just want the roster spot while they figure out what to do with that human Twinkie.

No, it's a ploy to keep shaw in the lineup

 

[Cyder]

I don't know, like most of America I didn't pay attention to the mets till September of last season

If the Yanks aren't on I watch the Mets. Murphy hit for a better average but Granderson had him in just about every other stat

Grandy
.259 BA, .364 OBP, .821 OPS, 26 HR's, 70 RBI's from the lead off spot

Murph
.281 BA, .322 OBP, .770 OPS, 14 HR's, 73 RBI's.

 

[Cyder]

Do you think Panda's really hurt? I have my doubts. I'm thinking they just want the roster spot while they figure out what to do with that human Twinkie.

I don't doubt he's hurt. He's so out of shape he probably pulls a muscle getting out of bed

 

[redseat]

Do you think Panda's really hurt? I have my doubts. I'm thinking they just want the roster spot while they figure out what to do with that human Twinkie.

He's is hurt... But his fat is making it unseen

 

[molsaniceman]

I don't doubt he's hurt. He's so out of shape he probably pulls a muscle getting out of bed

Maybe they were getting tired of buying new benches

 

[Cyder]

Maybe they were getting tired of buying new benches

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An excellent point. They're going to need a welder to make a metal one for them. Maybe borrow the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones when they're not filming

 

[bravesfan]

Maybe they were getting tired of buying new benches

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Boston just didn't quite think things through when they signed panda