Excerpt from Chipper Jones book

[black francis]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Whut

Dee

FAULK

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I mean, I assumed all those clowns was ghey, I just never expected any of them to admit it

 

[black francis]

Hi Hu

 

[mcnabb7542]

Aw let's find out from the biggest Braves fan out there @Chewbaccer , did Maddox pee on you as well?

 

[black francis]

I mean, I assumed all those clowns was ghey, I just never expected any of them to admit it

I figured Chipper would.

He always seemed a like a dumbass

 

[TJL]

Sounds like normal locker room pranks, I'd laugh my ass off if I saw a teammate pissing on another.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hi Hu

Hi Francis...how are the goats and chickens?

 

[black francis]

Hi Francis...how are the goats and chickens?

Pretty good. Asses are as tight as a 12 year girl

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Pretty good. Asses are as tight as a 12 year girl

Thats...uhh...good...

Them Royals gonna bounce back this season?

 

[black francis]

 

[black francis]

Thats...uhh...good...

Them Royals gonna bounce back this season?

Bounce back from a .500 season?

They'll probably win 85 or so, and contend until September

They will do just well enough to not be able to trade Hosmer.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Bounce back from a .500 season?

They'll probably win 85 or so, and contend until September

They will do just well enough to not be able to trade Hosmer.

That's the mongoloid lookin' tard, right?

 

[black francis]

That's the mongoloid lookin' tard, right?

haha

 

[williewilliejuan]

Does he talk about that time he killed a Mexican on his ranch?

 

[tabascojet]

maddux just helping chipper with his athletes foot.....thats all

 

[tabascojet]

Does he talk about that time he killed a Mexican on his ranch?

or knocked up a hooters waitress......

 

[huskers1217]

Word

He was a player off the field, too: Give Jones points for honesty, at least. He owns up to having three extramarital affairs during the 1997 season -- including with a Hooters hostess he met during spring training who wound up giving birth to his first son. When he came clean to Karin, he says, she threw a vase that hit him in the head. They tried to make it work for awhile, but things kept spiraling downward and they divorced in January 2000.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Does he talk about that time he killed a Mexican on his ranch?

That act ensured his first ballot HOF status IMO.

 

[TJL]

Word

He was a player off the field, too: Give Jones points for honesty, at least. He owns up to having three extramarital affairs during the 1997 season -- including with a Hooters hostess he met during spring training who wound up giving birth to his first son. When he came clean to Karin, he says, she threw a vase that hit him in the head. They tried to make it work for awhile, but things kept spiraling downward and they divorced in January 2000.

Lmfao, shit, I might have to buy this book