Aaron Rodgers believes he saw a UFO

[DirtDirtDirt]

If I know something could bother me I stay away...

You venturing over there after the dog expressed some dismay was very much like the family in that lame movie The Amityville Horror who's house hissed "GET OUT!!!" but they stayed anyway?

"How bout we just get in the running car"

 

[Cave_Johnson]

He probably did see a UFO. Doesn't mean it was an alien, just that it was a big fucking thing in the sky and he didn't know what it was.

 

[Broncos6482]

If I know something could bother me I stay away...

You venturing over there after the dog expressed some dismay was very much like the family in that lame movie The Amityville Horror who's house hissed "GET OUT!!!" but they stayed anyway?

What can I say? Like most teenagers, I didn't always make wise decisions.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

What can I say? Like most teenagers, I didn't always make wise decisions.

Understood...

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Mine was out in the country. I grew up on a farm in northeastern Colorado, really remote area (think Western Kansas). Anyway, one night my sister and I decide to go for a walk. We're walking down the road with our dog when we notice this light just a little ways off the road. This light was in a row of trees, basically a wind break, that ran alongside the road. It's maybe 100 or so yards off the road. I thought someone had dropped a flashlight out there or something.

Anyway, we're walking towards it, and our dog starts freaking out. She was an extremely docile dog, I only ever heard her bark a few times in my life, but she's going crazy. She's on the edge of the road, barking and growling, and we can't get her to calm down, and she won't go off the road into the ditch.

At this point my sister and I are a little freaked out, but my curiosity was getting the best of me. I was determined to check out this light, so I leave the road and cross the ditch. It was a pretty steep ditch, and at the other side of it was an old, broken down barb wire fence. So I climb up the other side and I start trying to find away across this broken down fence in the dark, when the light shot straight up in the air, hovered over the trees for a second, then shot across the sky and disappeared over the horizon.

This all took place in the matter of a few seconds, and I didn't hear a sound. Our dog immediately calmed down and started acting completely normal. I went over to the trees to about where I thought the light had been, and I didn't see anything unusual. I even went back out there the next day when it was light out, still didn't find anything unusual.

I have no idea what we saw that night, but I'll never forget it.

Wow. It's extremely rare to see one of our pick-ups. Those are sent through a wormhole weekly to record messages from we Earth-bound aliens, upload the weeks news data and take environmental readings for a couple minutes. We try to spread-out their visits geographically to stay nebulous.

Don't ever touch one of those. It's solid metal and a bit radioactive.

 

[GNG]

Interesting. I saw a UFO once. It was a strange experience.

I also saw a UFO but nobody believed me.

 

[DHoey]

I think he just stood up to fast from blowing Kevin

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I also saw a UFO but nobody believed me.

Still dont

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I thought I saw a UFO once. A few years ago I was hiking in the woods outside Sisters, Oregon. The sun had just set as I was heading back into town after a long day exploring the wilderness. Almost immediately after the last bit of natural light disappeared over the horizon I noticed a bright glow in the sky about a mile away. The glow was a whitish yellow, like the sun, only far less intense.

Investigating this disturbance was going to mean taking a longer route back to town, but I was determined to figure out what this thing was.

As I marched uphill towards the glow I began to perspire. More than I had all day. The mysterious object began to bob up and down as I drew nearer, and after about 5 minutes I noticed the brightness beginning to fade and then intensify again at a consistent frequency. I staggered on for another 5 minutes, now drenched in sweat. It seemed as if the forest grew more humid with every step I took towards the radiant ball in the sky.

It was only another minute or so before I reached the top of a hill where the light was hovering. Just as I finished my ascent the light disappeared briefly. When it reappeared I saw it. I saw what, deep down, I knew this was all along. I can't even begin to fathom the look on my face when I realized the glow was just the reflection of the moon light off of Bob Saget's naked ass as he performed a reverse blumpkin on a one-armed, morbidly obese homeless man.

 

[jarntt]

The next story Rodgers told was about the time in NY right before the draft when he and his friends tried his first joint laced with angel dust...

If you saw a UFO you are either wrong or Kookie...

 

[Southieinnc]

I once saw a UFO. It was really amazing!
Then I woke up.....

 

[ducky]

If you saw a UFO you are either wrong or Kookie...

That's not true.

There are plenty of things you can see in the sky that are hard to explain depending on the sky, where the sun is, how the light reflects off of the object ect, ect.

None of them come from another planet but that doesn't mean they weren't UFO's.

 

[The Derski]

The next story Rodgers told was about the time in NY right before the draft when he and his friends tried his first joint laced with angel dust...

If you saw a UFO you are either wrong or Kookie...

Mathematical logic alone suggests aliens exist. In fact if you just use common sense you should conclude that aliens exist.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I'm actually open to the possibility.

But I hope they're nice.

We don't need no stinking Posleen here snacking on us....



This was a great series by the way...

 

[jarntt]

Mathematical logic alone suggests aliens exist. In fact if you just use common sense you should conclude that aliens exist.

Well now that we have that solid proof, no need to go any further...

 

[The Derski]

Well now that we have that solid proof, no need to go any further...

It is pretty solid.. Few things trump math and reasoning.

 

[jarntt]

That's not true.

There are plenty of things you can see in the sky that are hard to explain depending on the sky, where the sun is, how the light reflects off of the object ect, ect.

None of them come from another planet but that doesn't mean they weren't UFO's.

They may be unidentifiable to YOU as the viewer, but they are identifiable to SOMEONE. But, I'm assuming you knew what I meant and were either being funny or just argumentative by nature...

 

[jarntt]

It is pretty solid.. Few things trump math and reasoning.

And you haven't used either. Your reasoning is based on Math with no basis. It's not mathematically proven just by saying that it happened here and there are a billion other here's out there so it must have happened elsewhere. you need at least two examples to prove something is more than a fluke of nature. It also doesn't prove any other existence has developed the means to fly here in a spaceship. But, I learned a long time ago to not argue with crazy, so I'll bow out of this one...

 

[The Derski]

And you haven't used either. Your reasoning is based on Math with no basis. It's not mathematically proven just by saying that it happened here and there are a billion other here's out there so it must have happened elsewhere. you need at least two examples to prove something is more than a fluke of nature. It also doesn't prove any other existence has developed the means to fly here in a spaceship. But, I learned a long time ago to not argue with crazy, so I'll bow out of this one...

I never said there was definitive proof. All I said is if you use common sense, reasoning, and simple math, you should find it pretty easy to accept the existence of aliens.

 

[GNG]

Still dont

Don't care.