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bengaldoug
former pessimistic homer
has started the post break season in a deep funk. Just throw it in the dirt right now and you have him.
At least Jay Bruce isn't a $200 million, singles hitting, double play machine.
I'd rather have Bruce up in a big spot than that piece of shit Votto any day of the week.
This offense reminds me of a senior citizens cluster fuck.
Bruce was a half-second late on every pitch they threw today.
What, exactly, is the difference ... from 3-through-8, this team is unwatchable.
You think this team would be like this on offense if we had Miguel Cabrera batting 3rd in the lineup every day instead of this piece of shit that's currently there?
30 HR is about one a week.
Honestly, this entire offense reminds me of ... wait, I already said that ...
But I agree on Votto. He's also terribly slow now. His defense is sketchy and I have no idea part of the time what he intends to do when he's at the plate.
With Cozart in there, this is really going to become annoying.
Lucky the Cubs suck, though I can't say for sure they won't catch us.
And give Cabrera a week with Brook Jacoby, no telling what greatness he might achieve.
Pete Rose would have AT LEAST 2,500 hits if Brook was his coach.