BS Thread

[nuraman00]

Oh, and the moral of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is that if you do not have some unique physical feature, you are unneeded and useless - because the perfectly respectable Comet is just another reindeer. I'd have to check to see if saying "all of the other reindeer" indeed meant all or just an exaggeration. Or if it means, "Olive, the other reindeer", in which Olive is a prick who doesn't even deserve to be mentioned. Maybe Comet was nice to him, but yet gets just a passing mention in history as another reindeer despite working just as hard every Christmas as the mutant reindeer.

Great post.

 

[nuraman00]

Also, "All I Want for Christmas is You" sounds nice, but that's an awful lot to give someone for Christmas. Because then you not only get that person, you get their thoughts, gifts, and everything else. I find it easier to give someone a book or DVD for Christmas. Saying that you don't need all these little things, but just want something big is like me saying that all I want for Christmas is a million dollars. I don't want a television, a computer, a smartphone, season tickets to the Jazz games, new printer, etc. All I want is a million dollars. The singer would agree that the "you" in the song was worth a million bucks, right?

Great post.

But $1M doesn't go far, especially after taxes. Make it $20M.

 

[MHSL82]

Great post.

But $1M doesn't go far, especially after taxes. Make it $20M.

Yeah, I originally said billion, but I thought that would sound so unattainable (s if 1M were) and thus, the "all I want" would be strained beyond the original intent of ridiculousness.

 

[MHSL82]

Sometimes, I wish the world would end so that all those that mock the Mayans would have the collective "oh shit" moment because mocking the dead is not cool and super lame (when no one else puts their bets on the table for all to see) - but then I remember that I live on this world, too, and that this thought could be seen as mocking the Mayans. I suppose this is how some religious people think about their God coming down to show everyone and have the atheists or other religious people squirm, repent, and show their remorse.

When will our sun explode

The sun will go dark in 4-5 billion years and stay dark for 20-30 billion years - but the world will be uninhabitable due to the sun's heat in 1 billion years - that's if we don't do it ourselves. (I think saying we could end mankind within 1 billion years isn't political - not saying that global warming is solely political. Is it? ) (Even if science backs it, there are plenty of things that are political about responses to the Earth's climate - though it should just be science.)

I predict all humans will be dead by 4016. Prove me wrong (not theoretically!). Note: if all people die in 2084, that's still true that all humans are dead by 4016. Having said that, I predict by 999,999 AD, all humans will be dead - a full 2013 years earlier than those billion year estimations (though I know people could die from the sun before it becomes uninhabitable for all living organisms).

 

[MHSL82]

 

[MHSL82]

 

[MHSL82]

If the world ended today (meaning the 21st), Republicans would be right about Obama being a one-tern president. In fact, I think the Mayans were just trying to make Republicans feel better for a month after the election before facing reality - if ever, of course. (I'm not Republican or Democrat, I like to jump back and forth depending on the issues.) I think if I didn't know the candidates, I would vote for the incumbent for a second term and then vote for the opposing party after the second term. Thank goodness they tell us about who the candidates are.

 

[nuraman00]

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[nuraman00]

We're having a team lunch today -- at work, not at a restaurant.

I predict it will either be Applewood Pizza, Round Table, or Pizza Hut.

 

[MHSL82]

We're having a team lunch today -- at work, not at a restaurant.

I predict it will either be Applewood Pizza, Round Table, or Pizza Hut.

I forgot that this was the BS thread, so I thought, "what does this have to do with the Mayans?"

Pizza sounds good, I've been to Pizza Hut, but I don't remember if I've been to the other two. I did live near a Round Table and my firm bought different pizzas every once in awhile, so I might have had all three unknowingly.

 

[nuraman00]

I forgot that this was the BS thread, so I thought, "what does this have to do with the Mayans?"

Pizza sounds good, I've been to Pizza Hut, but I don't remember if I've been to the other two. I did live near a Round Table and my firm bought different pizzas every once in awhile, so I might have had all three unknowingly.

The Mayans hated pizza more than the Incas and Aztecs, so that's what pizza has to do with the Mayans.

Do you mean you've only been to Pizza Hut once or twice, or several times?

Applewoods is a local place.

Round Table actually originated in Menlo Park (in the Bay Area). I should go to that one sometime to see what it's like.

Hmm, I just looked it up, there's no Round Table Pizzas in Utah. Closest ones are in Nevada.

So when was it that you lived near one? Seattle?

 

[nuraman00]

Since the end is near, MHSL82 is going to do something he's never done before.

He's going to wear edible underwear. It might even taste like pizza.

 

[MHSL82]

The Mayans hated pizza more than the Incas and Aztecs, so that's what pizza has to do with the Mayans.

Do you mean you've only been to Pizza Hut once or twice, or several times?

Applewoods is a local place.

Round Table actually originated in Menlo Park (in the Bay Area). I should go to that one sometime to see what it's like.

Hmm, I just looked it up, there's no Round Table Pizzas in Utah. Closest ones are in Nevada.

So when was it that you lived near one? Seattle?

Several times. Never been to Applewoods. Yes, in Washington.

 

[nuraman00]

Here's MHSL82 Jr.:

 

[MHSL82]

Here's MHSL82 Jr.:

That proves nothing!

 

[nuraman00]

That proves nothing!

It proves that I can see the future. You're going to have a lot of fun at Jazz games with your family. Your daughter will even get to play on center court!

 

[nuraman00]

So, did you go to the mall to see Santa? If so, how did that turn out?

 

[MHSL82]

It proves that I can see the future. You're going to have a lot of fun at Jazz games with your family. Your daughter will even get to play on center court!

Oh, I thought you discovered, I mean, were proposing the ridiculous assertion that I slept with the Jazz Bear's wife. (By-the-way, his wife is human, that's why your pics look suspiciously interbred.) I was drunk. I mean, it didn't happen. I don't know what you are talking about.

Umm, quickly change the subject, I mean, continue normal conversation - yeah, I WILL have a lot of fun at Jazz games with my family, not my, I mean, not any bastard children, and yes, they may be able to play on center court one day, though I must avoid the Jazz Bear by 100 feet due to his restraining order after he found out about me and his wife, I mean, after he found out that his kid, I mean, for no good reason. I just don't like the way he stares at my wife, it's like he wants some revenge or something.

I guess I don't trust those who would breed with a different species. His wife is disgusting, I don't care how charming the Bear is, some thing's just cross the line! I guess, I'm for racial, sexual, and orientation equality, I just can't come to terms with bestiality, I mean, love between woman and beast. Belle from Beauty and the Beast is disgusting, too. She got lucky he became human again so that she could be accepted by society.

Phew, I almost revealed something I didn't want to reveal. I got to give it to myself, I have one quick mind to dodge those revelations. Smoooooth.

 

[MHSL82]

So, did you go to the mall to see Santa? If so, how did that turn out?

She loves Santa. However, I gave her to Santa too quickly so she cried for 5 seconds, until I explained that I was still there and wasn't going to leave. She stopped crying but didn't really smile for the picture. Next time, I will communicate what is happening better, because she's smart enough to comprehend what I tell her.

She isn't scared of anything. I can put her in a box, close it, and call her name and she'll just open the box. I suppose if I ever blocked it, she'd be scared, but I'm not about to give her fears. She won't get into the box unprompted, otherwise, I'd be scared of her doing it unsupervised. Worst would be in the airport or post office, just kidding. My sister has this toy worm that's attached to a string that you can make move for you. She'll grab my hand and tell me to pet it, but she won't. She'll touch it if you ask her to, but you can tell she's not quite sure about it.

 

[nuraman00]

Oh, I thought you discovered, I mean, were proposing the ridiculous assertion that I slept with the Jazz Bear's wife. (By-the-way, his wife is human, that's why your pics look suspiciously interbred.) I was drunk. I mean, it didn't happen. I don't know what you are talking about.

Umm, quickly change the subject, I mean, continue normal conversation - yeah, I WILL have a lot of fun at Jazz games with my family, not my, I mean, not any bastard children, and yes, they may be able to play on center court one day, though I must avoid the Jazz Bear by 100 feet due to his restraining order after he found out about me and his wife, I mean, after he found out that his kid, I mean, for no good reason. I just don't like the way he stares at my wife, it's like he wants some revenge or something.

I guess I don't trust those who would breed with a different species. His wife is disgusting, I don't care how charming the Bear is, some thing's just cross the line! I guess, I'm for racial, sexual, and orientation equality, I just can't come to terms with bestiality, I mean, love between woman and beast. Belle from Beauty and the Beast is disgusting, too. She got lucky he became human again so that she could be accepted by society.

Phew, I almost revealed something I didn't want to reveal. I got to give it to myself, I have one quick mind to dodge those revelations. Smoooooth.

Great post.