Stephen Curry goes glass, absolutely destroys hotel-room table with golf swing

[tlance]

Hmmm, interesting. Tell me, when you break glass, is it always "lots of it"? Think very carefully before you answer, use every ounce of brainpower. Let me help. When I break "a glass" there is actually -- not much glass. When someone breaks a chandalier, well, that is certainly a lot of glass. You see, the "amount" of glass broken is actually in proportion to the amount of glass in the original object! That's actually "how it works." And Steph broke a boatload of glass!

Correct.

Because it appears that he hit a large pane of glass with a golf club.

Again, nothing to see here.

 

[msgkings322]

Tell me when you turn 18 and then we'll talk, kiddo.

Oh man I'm way too old to be hurt by this old kind of attack. I wish I was 18! Try harder.

 

[Guidry79]

So your hot take here is that it's illogical the amount of glass, directly surrounding the table btw, is not a result of the damaged glass table, but of subsequently damaging a glass chandelier and various other glass items. Then he conveniently placed the glass around the glass table.

Great logic here sir.

Now....did I say any of that? Of course not. All I said was "it's a boatload of glass." That's my....what do you call it..."hot take."

 

[Guidry79]

Correct.

Because it appears that he hit a large pane of glass with a golf club.

Again, nothing to see here.

Tell me, can you imagine a world class athlete lining up a golf swing in a hotel room, with the arc of the swing clearly visualized, and somehow hitting a glass table? THAT defies logic.

 

[tlance]

Yes, as one is to zero on a scale of 1,000.

Yeah, personally I don't know him.

But you know nothing about him which is abundantly clear in your posts.

You are free to like or not like whoever you want. But don't impugn a man's character for something as trivial as this. That is a lot more reckless than what Curry did with his golf club.

 

[tlance]

Tell me, can you imagine a world class athlete lining up a golf swing in a hotel room, with the arc of the swing clearly visualized, and somehow hitting a glass table? THAT defies logic.

Yep.

Because suggesting he did it on purpose then posted pictures online makes far less sense.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Now....did I say any of that? Of course not. All I said was "it's a boatload of glass." That's my....what do you call it..."hot take."

When you say “boatload”, are we talking a dinghy, sailboat, Boston whaler? These are the important details your story lacks.

 

[Guidry79]

Yeah, personally I don't know him.

But you know nothing about him which is abundantly clear in your posts.

You are free to like or not like whoever you want. But don't impugn a man's character for something as trivial as this. That is a lot more reckless than what Curry did with his golf club.

The man takes out a golf in a hotel room. He lines up to practice. He is a world class athlete, but you don't need to be one to understand the arc of the swing. Somehow, he fails to see a glass table directly in that arc. Presumably it's not in front of him. So, you think he stood just a few feet in front of the glass table and caught it on the backswing? Is that how you envision this?

 

[Guidry79]

Oh man I'm way too old to be hurt by this old kind of attack. I wish I was 18! Try harder.

So let me get this straight. You are older than 18. We've established that. And you "wish you were 18" -- that implies you are much older than 18. Is that possible? Like, you are in your 30's -- or 40's -- or 50's? -- 60's? And you think "throbbing member" is an appropriate name to call yourself? I'm actually curious.

 

[Guidry79]

When you say “boatload”, are we talking a dinghy, sailboat, Boston whaler? These are the important details your story lacks.

You call yourself "Giant Member." I assume you think that is humorous?

 

[tlance]

The man takes out a golf in a hotel room. He lines up to practice. He is a world class athlete, but you don't need to be one to understand the arc of the swing. Somehow, he fails to see a glass table directly in that arc. Presumably it's not in front of him. So, you think he stood just a few feet in front of the glass table and caught it on the backswing? Is that how you envision this?

How do you envision it? The hulk smash version?

I have literally done exactly this before with that exit sign previously mentioned. It isn't far fetched at all.

Your version of some intentional act is Ridiculous, however.

As for the world class athlete piece, he is in his hotel room. Likely at night, likely after playing a game and with a day off following. I had a few beers prior to my hallway golf accident. You don't think it is possible that a couple drinks might have affected his depth perception?

 

[msgkings322]

So let me get this straight. You are older than 18. We've established that. And you "wish you were 18" -- that implies you are much older than 18. Is that possible? Like, you are in your 30's -- or 40's -- or 50's? -- 60's? And you think "throbbing member" is an appropriate name to call yourself? I'm actually curious.

Let me ask you a question back. Are your panties really in a twist about casual jokiness on a sports message board?

 

[msgkings322]

You call yourself "Giant Member." I assume you think that is humorous?

Well, he is a Giants fan, so....

 

[williewilliejuan]

You call yourself "Giant Member." I assume you think that is humorous?

I’m a Giants fan. What did you think it means? You need to get your mind out of the gutter, Bucko. Your mom should be ashamed of raising someone who resorts to such perverse thoughts. You should pop a Tide Pod to wash out your dirty mouth!

 

[williewilliejuan]

Let me ask you a question back. Are your panties really in a twist about casual jokiness on a sports message board?

He’s either an idiot, a troll or both.

 

[msgkings322]

He’s either an idiot, a troll or both.

I'm not entirely sure he isn't @Montalban

 

[Guidry79]

Let me ask you a question back. Are your panties really in a twist about casual jokiness on a sports message board?

An an adult, yes I am curious about grown men who call themselves "Giant Member" or "Throbbing member." I find it incredibly stupid and sophomoric. Want me to define "sophomoric" for you. And your panty reference obviously means you are sexist.

 

[Wamu]

The man takes out a golf in a hotel room. He lines up to practice. He is a world class athlete, but you don't need to be one to understand the arc of the swing. Somehow, he fails to see a glass table directly in that arc. Presumably it's not in front of him. So, you think he stood just a few feet in front of the glass table and caught it on the backswing? Is that how you envision this?

What does being a world class athlete have to do w/ anything? Stop that. Jordan was a world class athlete but a lousy golfer. Barkley was a world class athlete but a turrible golfer. Actually calling Chuck's golf game turrible might be a compliment though.

 

[msgkings322]

An an adult, yes I am curious about grown men who call themselves "Giant Member" or "Throbbing member." I find it incredibly stupid and sophomoric. Want me to define "sophomoric" for you. And your panty reference obviously means you are sexist.

Ok I got it, you're doing a bit now like Stephen Colbert. Clever.

 

[msgkings322]

What does being a world class athlete have to do w/ anything? Stop that. Jordan was a world class athlete but a lousy golfer. Barkley was a world class athlete but a turrible golfer. Actually calling Chuck's golf game turrible might be a compliment though.

It's incredibly sophomoric that you would make fun of the way Charles (not Chuck, please be respectful) pronounces the word 'terrible'. Shame on you.