Your all-time favorite player and why

[ChiSoxFan]

I hated Konerko because he murdered Tigers pitching.

And maybe because my wife thought he was hot.

He slays with the goatee.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Kenny Lofton

He had lightning speed and could climb walls.

 

[Shanemansj13]

I hated Konerko because he murdered Tigers pitching.

And maybe because my wife thought he was hot.

I hated him too. Fuck...I hated that goatee and now I have one smh

 

[Omar 382]

He's a pubescent cheesesteak sandwich that talks. This is how he flirts. Take precautions.

It's ok- I'd be bitter too if I laughed at a guy who said that Noah Syndergaard might be the best pitcher in baseball, and then it turned out that he was

 

[Omar 382]

Kenny Lofton

He had lightning speed and could climb walls.

Yeah Lofton's the fucking man.

Fuck all these other ni/ggas in this thread.

 

[Omar 382]

Frank Thomas. Self-explanatory.

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[SlinkyRedfoot]

It's ok- I'd be bitter too if I laughed at a guy who said that Noah Syndergaard might be the best pitcher in baseball, and then it turned out that he was

The Real World: Hello, Talking Cheesesteak, I'm The Real World. Have we met?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Kenny Lofton

He had lightning speed and could climb walls.

Good call. I swear, that guy could run for mayor of Cleveland and be voted in unanimously.

 

[Omar 382]

The Real World: Hello, Talking Cheesesteak, I'm The Real World. Have we met?

If you want to make an argument that he's not undeniably the best, fine. But if you want to make the argument that Kershaw was undeniably the best last year, I have three letters for you my friend- L O L

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If you want to make an argument that he's not undeniably the best, fine. But if you want to make the argument that Kershaw was undeniably the best last year, I have three letters for you my friend- L O L

You sniff glue, don't you?

 

[Omar 382]

Good call. I swear, that guy could run for mayor of Cleveland and be voted in unanimously.

Yeah, but then a hobo could run for mayor of Cleveland and be voted in unanimously with a rousing applaud from the public.

 

[Omar 382]

You sniff glue, don't you?

Yeah, but at least I don't sniff other men's asses like you do

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah, but then a hobo could run for mayor of Cleveland and be voted in unanimously with a rousing applaud from the public.

A lot of municipalities can look down on Cleveland. Philadelphia isn't one of them.

 

[Omar 382]

LOL- Just googled the mayor of Cleveland. Looks like they actually did give a hobo a coat and tie and say good luck

 

[Omar 382]

A lot of municipalities can look down on Cleveland. Philadelphia isn't one of them.

Philadelphia is safer than 10% of cities in the United States. Sounds bad right? Cleveland is safer than 1% of cities in the US.

Philadelphia, PA crime rates and statistics - NeighborhoodScout
Cleveland, OH crime rates and statistics - NeighborhoodScout

 

[huskers1217]

greatest player not to make the hall of fame

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Philadelphia is safer than 10% of cities in the United States. Sounds bad right? Cleveland is safer than 1% of cities in the US.

Philadelphia, PA crime rates and statistics - NeighborhoodScout
Cleveland, OH crime rates and statistics - NeighborhoodScout

Jesus Christ you're needy.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I just thought of another one that I always liked. Mike Lowell. I love the hidden ball trick and he was a master of it - even pulling it off twice at the major league level within a calendar year.

Coincidentally, Mike Lowell is missing a ball from a bout with testicular cancer.

 

[Omar 382]

Jesus Christ you're needy.

Classic. Makes claim of one thing. Is presented irrefutable evidence to the contrary of said claim. Calls other person a loser.

Fucking classic.

 

[Omar 382]

greatest player not to make the hall of fame

I was about to leave the thread, and then I'm presented with this gem.