World Junior's good samaritan

[BOSSMANPC]

That's what you can call me. There are thousands of Canadian Jersey's downtown and while at a red light I had a group of four (two guy's two girl's) ask me where the best place was to get something to eat and drink. I told them Chippewa St. Or Elmwood Villiage was good or the Pearl St Bar and Grill (for non Buffalonians it's a huge four level bar and restaurant.

I told the I was going by The Pearl St and offered a ride. They all piled in and I drove the four or five block's told them how to get back to the HSBC. They offered me $20 but I told them no and good luck tonight. They wished me the same.

Good people those Canadians, I should put a Taxi sign on my car I could be rich !!

 

[dash]

Good people those Canadians, I should put a Taxi sign on my car I could be rich !!

Or you might pick up a relative of Patrick Kane

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Or you might pick up a relative of Patrick Kane

SHIT!!!! I never thought of that dash. Lets forget the Taxi sign.

 

[puckhead]

you're a good man, Boss.

 

[dare2be]

SHIT!!!! I never thought of that dash. Lets forget the Taxi sign.

Kane relative + blood thinners = disaster.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Kane relative + blood thinners = disaster.

Yes they had better hope they're not on any, I think I have a bit more fight than that dweeb cabbie the Kanes got.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Now people are going to pretend they are Canadian in order to rob people who let them in their car.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Now people are going to pretend they are Canadian in order to rob people who let them in their car.

Well our city gets a bad enough rep (not deserved) and I like Canadians so at least one good story from a couple of them will help. Buffalo loves hockey and we always seem to get bad mouthed.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Now people are going to pretend they are Canadian in order to rob people who let them in their car.

I'm gonna pretend I'm Canadian so Boss can save me $20 on a cab ride

 

[Automattic]

I'm gonna pretend I'm Canadian so Boss can save me $20 on a cab ride

I bet Comeds has a Habs jersey for you...

 

[beantownmaniac]

I bet Comeds has a Habs jersey for you...

FUCK THAT, I'D RATHER GET HIT BY A BUS!!!!! I'll have dash send me a Flames jersey. Who hates anyone from Calgary?

 

[puckhead]

FUCK THAT, I'D RATHER GET HIT BY A BUS!!!!! I'll have dash send me a Flames jersey. Who hates anyone from Calgary?

everyone from Edmonton?

 

[beantownmaniac]

everyone from Edmonton?

Not to worry, I'll be in Buffalo getting a free ride from Boss. He likes Canadians

 

[dare2be]

FUCK THAT, I'D RATHER GET HIT BY A BUS!!!!! I'll have dash send me a Flames jersey. Who hates anyone from Calgary?

Isn't that where MD supposedly lives?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Or you might pick up a relative of Patrick Kane

Thanks a lot, jerk. I just spit breakfast sausage all over my keyboard.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Thanks a lot, jerk. I just spit breakfast sausage all over my keyboard.

I take it you're not known as someone who can't keep sausage in his mouth?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I take it you're not known as someone who can't keep sausage in his mouth?

Sometimes I forget to open my throat and relax my jaw.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Sometimes I forget to open my throat and relax my jaw.