Voka's a hell of a drug. I literally body slammed my brother in law in my driveway a while back because of it (he's a barner, can't handle his liquor and got drekish). Hitting the ground at mach 3 takes the fight right out of somebody lol. He got so mad he backed his car into a tree in my yard and called my father in law to tell on me. Good times.
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Fight started as my sober friend is driving an Escalade full of drunks out of tailgate lot (a golf course)
We go to In n' out burger at about 10 PM and I insist he talk with me about it. He refused so we wrassled a little.
Get back to hotel and loud shouting match with me in pursuit ensues. Shaver is in the middle doing his best to mediate. He said "you were gonna hit me". And drunk me says. In a euphoric and panicked just won the RB state "I would never strike my friend."
Yes , I said strike my friend.
So Shaver drunk AF as well, finally gets is to hug it out.
Then we decide to go to Shavers room as smoke like 5 doobs and finish off our bottle of slurricane. That is when I called Hammer.
Shaved told him to fuck off cuz the convo was on speaker and shaved was wasted as well. Then I tell Hammer to switch Shavers avi to a Dodger one....
Good fucking times man.
Holy hell, that's hilarious. I knew Shaver had the Dodgers avi and that Hammer had something to do with it but didn't know how it all went down. Now that's how you celebrate a big victory.
You're the one who wanted to talk about the best team the last 10 years or whatever. It's not like anybody but Oregon fans or y'alls new USC nut hugger thought it was Oregon.
