Why Justin Tucker fell off--he's the next Deshaun Watson

[Shanemansj13]

Sounds like he already got off a bunch of times!

 

[Shanemansj13]

What they 'believed to be ejaculate'? WELL WTF? Did he blow his load on the table or not, and if so why didn't they collect a semen sample? This would've been not only logical but possibly financially beneficial since you now have sperm of a professional athlete. That shit should sell for something on the black market.

That said, if there's white shit all over the table and that wasn't your lotion, then it's probably ejaculate. And who the fuck cares? You're getting rubbed down with oils.. he might be a gone in 60 seconds kind of guy. Jeebus. Refuse service going forward and find a new job if you can't deal with rubbing down men with a penis. Good fuckin' lord.

I don't believe this for a minute. Probably a bunch of soon to be deported illegals trying to cash in while they can...

He rubbed his shaft and balls on some massage therapists too. Deshaun agrees with you

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

He rubbed his shaft and balls on some massage therapists too. Deshaun agrees with you

Right but the rubbing might've been UNINTENTIONAL rubbing. I mean the massage therapists are rubbing too... that's INTENTIONAL rubbing and you signed up for it.

Now that said, if I'm at a massage parlor and I get up to leave or excuse myself and my penis accidentally bumps into the therapist, I'M CALLING it sexual harassment. Now you've got a lawsuit on your hands. Where this looks bad is he never filed a complaint against these massage sex offenders!!! And they flipped the tables on him!

 

[Manster7588]

Is it possible Tucker has a Watson costume stored away in a closet and DeShaun is really innocent?

 

[Manster7588]

I bet Tucker retires now, he had a weak season last year and looked washed up much of the time.

Or the Ravens use it to get him off contract. (No pun intended)

 

[Manster7588]

I'm sure he will get off...literally. I mean Ray Lewis got away with murder so why not

The way I understand it, he did get off.

 

[black francis]

Worst year of his career then these allegations come out. Nice timing

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Is it possible Tucker has a Watson costume stored away in a closet and DeShaun is really innocent?

 

[UnrealTerm04]

All this is crazy

 

[UnrealTerm04]

What they 'believed to be ejaculate'? WELL WTF? Did he blow his load on the table or not, and if so why didn't they collect a semen sample? This would've been not only logical but possibly financially beneficial since you now have sperm of a professional athlete. That shit should sell for something on the black market.

That said, if there's white shit all over the table and that wasn't your lotion, then it's probably ejaculate. And who the fuck cares? You're getting rubbed down with oils.. he might be a gone in 60 seconds kind of guy. Jeebus. Refuse service going forward and find a new job if you can't deal with rubbing down men with a penis. Good fuckin' lord.

I don't believe this for a minute. Probably a bunch of soon to be deported illegals trying to cash in while they can...

If not collect a sample, at least take a picture of it on the table. To your point, anyone should be able to tell if its lotion or not.

 

[Albuquerque Rams]

I'm automatically skeptical given how many high-profile accusations have turned out to be bullshit.

 

[Darrell Green Fan]

Right but the rubbing might've been UNINTENTIONAL rubbing. I mean the massage therapists are rubbing too... that's INTENTIONAL rubbing and you signed up for it.

Now that said, if I'm at a massage parlor and I get up to leave or excuse myself and my penis accidentally bumps into the therapist, I'M CALLING it sexual harassment. Now you've got a lawsuit on your hands. Where this looks bad is he never filed a complaint against these massage sex offenders!!! And they flipped the tables on him!

Message therapists do not work at a message parlor, those are totally different establishments. As you don't know what you are talking about maybe you should sit this one out.

I look forward to seeing all the Ravens fans who post on a Maryland board, who had plenty to say about Watson, try to spin this.

 

[Thruthefog]

People should be applauding this man. He's just trying to take the spotlight off of Lamar's failures.

 

[mrschaney]

“Believed to be ejaculate”? I feel that’s one of the easier fluids to pinpoint.

My other takeaway is Tucker is a d-bag.

In his defense, he may have been carrying around a bottle of Elmer's glue?

 

[Think McFly Think]

In his defense, he may have been carrying around a bottle of Elmer's glue?

I just think it’s weird they didn’t swab it for a sample, pretty damning evidence that.

 

[Think McFly Think]

Unless he has this:

Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder: Causes & Treatment

Persistent genital arousal disorder is a rare condition that involves experiencing unwanted, uncontrollable sensations of arousal in your genitals.

my.clevelandclinic.org

Lol @ Cleveland Clinic

 

[redseat]

The article is really long but some said they didn’t say anything because of fear and what not, it’s hard to believe either side in these scenarios, sometimes the victims are liars, sometimes the perpetrators actually did it.

Coin toss.

Duke Lacrosse Team anyone....

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Duke Lacrosse Team anyone....

I hear ya, but wasn't that 1 person? This is multiple people in similar settings for a set of crimes that notoriously either aren't reported, taken seriously, or aren't going to meet a prosecutable standard.

 

[BigFin]

I thought he’d be a first ballot HOFer, being the greatest kicker of all time. I wonder if this bites him.

 

[DJ Fieri]

LOL.