Where Do I Apply...

[67RedSox]

...for a MLB umpire job. I am so tired of watching the gross excuses they have for ML umpires today. Anyone, I mean anyone, can do as good a job as the incompetents they have on the payroll today. The starting salary is $120,000.00 and senior umpires earn $350,000.00 not to mention a pretty good per diem. The play at 1B yesterday in Seattle is the last straw. These idiots don't even know who catches a ball.

 

[bored at work]

No kidding. If you need a reference, I'd be happy to give you one. You're able to find your way to a computer, power it up, and can see well enough to type, so you are more than qualified.