What's everyones plans for the game then?

[Jack_John_Mark]

Probably the best stunt I ever pulled was when I went into my boss's office and said "Oh no! I just got a phone call from my mom and she bought me season tickets to all the Nebraska games, home and away.........she didn't know I work on Saturdays "

My boss was like "awwwwwww shoot, well how about we see if we can get your schedule changed..........I wouldn't want your mom to waste all of that money on season tickets."

Bam...........no work on Saturdays

 

[jedburks]

Just call your work and tell them you have "anal glaucoma".

Chances are they will just here the word "anal" and not even ask but if they ask what that is tell them that it is where you just can't see your ass coming into work today.