what is your favorite movie line....

[sportfan09]

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit! Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

 

[elocomotive]

There comes a point when any reasonable man will swallow his pride and admit he made a mistake. The truth is... I was never a reasonable man. -Big Fish

 

[dash]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"Don't tempt me, Frodo."

When the best wizard in Middle-Earth tells you that, you know this ring is fucking evil.

 

[BostonAJ]

I do this routine a lot, changing the punchlines to whatever's appropriate.

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay

 

[puckhead]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

first one that came to mind for me, too.

Office Space:
- It says here you've been missing a lot of work lately
- I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob

National Lampoon's Vacation:
- Park's closed, the Moose out front should have told you

Blazing Saddles:
- They said you was hung!
- And they was right!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

 

[davnlaguna]

"This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt"

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

"...you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed"


and countless others from Tombstone


"Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"

and countless others from Lock Stock

 

[jstewismybastardson]

first one that came to mind for me, too.

Office Space:
- It says here you've been missing a lot of work lately
- I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob

my first one that came to mind was
"what would you do with a million dollars"
"Ill tell you what Id do man ... 2 chicks at the same time"

 

[dash]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Classic

So I Married an Axe Murderer

"And if that wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and his gang took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavaties...This way to the cafeteria!"

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

From Major League:

"This isn't the California Penal League Vaughn, we're professionals here!"

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Used Cars:

"Okay Charlie, you got it, you win - I'll see what I can do... But I'm telling ya, my boss sees these figures, he's going to have a stroke."

A moment later, his boss stumbles into the room red in the face and clutching his chest.

 

[sportfan09]

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
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Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles:

"Those aren't pillows!"

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Magnificent Seven (Movie full of great one liners):

"Maybe we'll teach them something about the price of corn."

 

[BostonAJ]

Classic

So I Married an Axe Murderer

"And if that wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and his gang took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavaties...This way to the cafeteria!"

Mike Myers is gold.

"Head! Move!"

 

[mattola]

Wyatt Earp: All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]
Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!
Ike Clanton: [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...
Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!
[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]
Wyatt Earp: The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!
[lets Ike up to run for his life]
Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
[shouts]
Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]
Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Classic

So I Married an Axe Murderer

"And if that wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and his gang took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavaties...This way to the cafeteria!"

"We've gaht a piper down!"

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

One of the Rocky films:

"Yer gonna eat lightning - and crap thunder."