what is your favorite movie line....

[Winged_Wheel88]

Zombieland:

"Oh my God...oh my God! I can't believe I shot Bill Murray!"

 

[dash]

From Major League:

"This isn't the California Penal League Vaughn, we're professionals here!"

Harry Doyle: In case you haven't noticed (and judging by the attendance, you haven't), the Indians have managed to win a few here and there and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

 

[Automattic]

"Joe, who own da cheefs?"

"OWNS! OWNS"

OWNS.OWNS..."

 

[SLY]

(Should have made this a game...)

Fight Club:
You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

The things you own end up owning you.


The Departed:
Don't laugh! This ain't reality tv!

The point I'm making with John Lennon is: a man could look at anything, and make something out of it. For instance, I look at you and I think, "What could I use you for?"


Eastern Promises:
Okay. Now I'm going to do his teeth and cut off his fingers. You might want to leave room. (Puts out his cigarette on his tongue)

Forget any of this happened. Stay away from people like me.

 

[Bone]

The Doors:

Pamela: You actually put your dick in this woman?
Jim Morrison: Well... sometimes, yeah.

 

[SLY]

The Doors:

Pamela: You actually put your dick in this woman?
Jim Morrison: Well... sometimes, yeah.

hahaha. great movie.

 

[dash]

"I love the smell of nepalm in the morning"

 

[SLY]

One of my all time favorites! Love this movie.

Axel Foley: 24 hours a day I will be in the car. I will sleep, eat, drink, shit. I will- No, I ain't gonna shit.
[laughs]
Axel Foley: You thought I was gonna really shit. I wouldn't- Wh-what would I look like shitting in the car? I ain't gonna shit. Don't worry about a thing, though. I am on the job. Don't worry about a thing. I'm on the job!
Inspector Todd: THAT'S what I'm afraid of!

 

[Automattic]

"So I got that going for me..."

 

[sportfan09]

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave

glen gary

 

[dash]

"So I got that going for me..."

lol...

The Zen philosopher Basho wrote, "A flute without holes is not a flute". A doughnut without a hole is a Danish"

 

[dash]

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave

glen gary

That Alec Baldwin classic along with his tirade in "Malice" are gems.

 

[sportfan09]

up in smoke

Man Stoner: Hey, hey don't take those, man.
Pedro: ...Wha?
Man Stoner: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
Pedro: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
Man Stoner: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...
Pedro: Hey, whaddaya mean "ho ho ho ho ho"?
Man Stoner: Oh... HU-WOW, MAN!
Pedro: Hey, what was in that shit, man?
Man Stoner: You just did the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Pedro: Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man.
Man Stoner: Jeez, I hope you're not busy for about a month

 

[BostonAJ]

lol...

The Zen philosopher Basho wrote, "A flute without holes is not a flute". A doughnut without a hole is a Danish"

Lol. We could do a whole thread of Caddyshack quotes.

Rodney Dangerfield: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

 

[sportfan09]

Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.



stand by me

 

[TiLoBrown]

I got two, one is right under my name.

Goldfinger:
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die

and

Street Fighter
Zangief: General Bison is a bad guy? If you know then why do you work for him?
Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin fortune, Man! If you know what's good for you you'll save your own ass!
Zangief: ...you got paid?

 

[sportfan09]

This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect city police auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving 'em away.

blues brothers

 

[sportfan09]

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

 

[Automattic]

Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.



stand by me

"Have you noticed the way Annettes tits have started to bend around the sides..."

 

[BostonAJ]

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

Good call. "You mean I'm gonna stay this color?!?"