Well, This Guy Beats Happy Gilmore

[KillerVee]

Puck you're in the way!

 

[IPostedWhat]

I don't want to be "that guy", but we all know this is fake, right?

 

[Nasty_Magician]

You're fake.

 

[KillerVee]

Burrrrrrn!

 

[IPostedWhat]

You're fake.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

http://neshl_mboston.stats.pointstreak.com/playerpage.html?playerid=5186057&seasonid=7647

There are no words for what that man did. Wow. Hah.

For some reason this story doesn't pass the smell test.

 

[puckhead]

This reminds me of George Brett. A must watch for anyone not familiar with this.

nice commercial for the restaurant he was at the previous night.

Puck you're in the way!

yeah, I get that a lot.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i guess its obvious that the dude turtled

 

[puckhead]

apparently true.
Straight poop on New England hockey glove defecation incident - Puck Daddy - NHLBlog - Yahoo! Sports

 

[IPostedWhat]

apparently true.
Straight poop on New England hockey glove defecation incident - Puck Daddy - NHLBlog - Yahoo! Sports

Well how about that? It just looked like something that couldn't possibly be true, and the profile page looked like an easy photoshop.

I'll be damned though, the guy can power squat at a moment's notice.

 

[elocomotive]

I hope that guy's glove never sees the ice again.

 

[elocomotive]

Deadspin has a full story on the incident.

The good part...

Just after the second period began, Nguyen emerged from his locker room and went into the seats near where he had thrown Bermingham's glove. Teammates thought Nguyen was going to see his girlfriend, who had come to watch him play. Soon after, he went down to the corner of the arena, a semi-secluded area near where the Zamboni enters the ice. Young Guns players on the bench saw him squatting there, but didn't think anything of it at the time. He then returned the glove to its original spot in the seats.

Midway through the second period, Bermingham came out of his locker room. He had showered and changed and was ready to crack open a beer but needed to collect the last of his scattered equipment. Those gloves were nearly new: this was the second game he had worn them, and the price tag was still on. Bermie went into the seats where it had landed, picked it up, and put his hand in.

Inside, shit. Fresh, wet, warm, pungent human shit. Bermingham held the glove at arms length and immediately ran alongside the dasher to hand it to a referee. He then stormed off to the locker room.

"Bermie knew he needed to get out of there or he would have killed the guy," one says. "And he probably needed to wash his hands."

The referees immediately declared the game a forfeit win for the Young Guns. At a league meeting the next Monday morning, the NESHL banned Nguyen for life, with no refund on his entry fee. Since he was signed up for three teams at once, he was out $1500.

As it turns out, Rogue Squadron has won every game this year in which one of their players didn't poop inside an opponent's equipment.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

They call him "The Brown Rocket".

 

[dboy97]

Look at the positive those gloves probably smelled better after said feces.

On a related story. One day I was talking with my father-in-law about palying hockey, he has never played. He was asking about the gloves they look so bulky how can you hold things. So I let him try my gloves on. He was sitting there with them on and we were talking about them and I mentioned how the gloves smell worse than any other peice of equipment. So he takes one off and smells inside and makes a face of course at how bad they smell. He takes the gloves off and I said to now smell your hands. He did got disgusted and went to wash his hands. We had a good laugh.

 

[SLY]

Yea... Gloves suck.

 

[dash]

And here I was poo-pooing this story...

 

[blindbaby]

Puts a new meaning to "dump and chase" hockey.

 

[dash]

Puts a new meaning to "dump and chase" hockey.

Well played, my friend (lol)

 

[SLY]

Puts a new meaning to "dump and chase" hockey.

rep.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Puts a new meaning to "dump and chase" hockey.

lol rep ..
marc crawford of the tsn panel called it "a good soft dump ... which is what you always want"