HoHumHokie
Stick It In
Hi, I'm Urban Meyer. tOSU has tons of money. I mean piles of it. I literally take a money shower every day, and our practice field is actually made of the donor's dollars. Also, look deep into my championship rings...you're feeling drowsy and your eyelids are heavy...you want to commit to tOSU...on the count of 3, you will wake up and commit to tOSU...1...2...3...so it was nice talking with you, and here's another star for your rating. ESPN gives me a bunch to hand out to guys I recruit, and this one is yours.
Lol. Sounds a bout right. You forgot the part where the recruits and players get to partake in the piles of money.