Vehicle won't start. What do you check first?

[JuiceTheGator]

Maybe it needs to get laid?

 

[mall3013]

Buddy was moving and sold it to me cheap. Used it to paint the columns on my house and to trim some branches. It does come in handy. When it starts.

 

[RobToxin]

Whatta tease! I was hoping for some hilarious consequences

fify

 

[outofyourmind]

Make sure the accelerator pump is squirting gas when you open it up.
If it isn't, there's no gas going to the carb.

It's easy, See if the thing even has gas.

 

[Dolemite censored]

LOOK DID THIS MOTHERFUCKING ISSUE GET RESOLVED?

@Myles: what's the fucking update here?