Vanilla Mike

[mrschaney]

Yo, Marvin, let's kick it!

Mike, mike, baby
Mike, mike baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Mike is back with my brand Bengals
The One-three linup will give you tingles
Then I flow that cap space money daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a lineup like a vandal
Light up the scoreboard and wax a chump like a Bengal
Dance
Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killin' your team like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less that the best is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
Bengals hit bull's eye
This team don't play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the lineup while my man Marv revolves it

Mike, mike baby
Mike, mike baby
Mike, mike baby
Mike, mike baby

Now that the season is jumping
With the kicker kicked in, the bookies in Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
Mike Brown is cooking like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear an audible
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to not go solo
Rollin in my 5.0, me Marv and I scopin out the hoes
With my ragtop down so my bald head can blow
The girlies on standby
Waving just to say hi
Did you stop?
No, I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop light
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo so I continued to the Paul
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Raven fans driving pintos
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Mike with a burger and Marv with da fries
Ready for the lunch cause we hungry all da time
The chumps are acting ill because they're so full of cholesterol
Farts thunderin' out like we been gettin late at the taco bell
I wanted a burito just to keep it real
but all they had were the crunchy shell
Fallin' on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm tryin' to get away before i hafta crap
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the Ravens fiends
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the lineup while my man Marv revolves it

Mike, mike baby
Mike, mike baby
Mike, mike baby
Mike, mikebaby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a cap space poet
Cincy's on the board just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the dynasty all around
Enough to buy any player from any town
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Affordable lineup that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept

We make it hype and you want to step with this
Marv plays on the fade, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other owner/gm's say, "damn"
If my drafting skills was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time draft
Mike on the mic while I kick Ravens A>>
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it!
Check out my lineup while my man Marv revolves it

Mike, mike baby
Mike, mikebaby
Mike, mikebaby
Mike, mikebaby
Yo Marve, let's get out of here
Word to your mother

Mike, mike baby
Too cold
Mike, Mike baby
Too cold too cold
Mike, mike baby

 

[vancelot23]

This is the best thing ever posted to this site.

 

[flamingrey]

Wow.

 

[ckhokie]

Totally makes up for all the played out posts you normally post.

 

[cincygrad]

I'd love to actually meet June.

 

[jrs21]

Very creative!

 

[kramer1]

Why can't the rest of you bastards be as entertaining as this?

 

[DanBengalfan]

under pressure!

 

[cravnravn]

Mike on the mic while I kick Ravens A>>


Eat shit Solly

 

[BigBlueNation111]

Nice!!!!! lol

 

[BigBlueNation111]

This is the best thing ever posted to this site.

 

[DanBengalfan]

I think if they had a game like Madden back in the day, Mike Brown would trade away all of his money making players in order to make the most imaginary money possible.

He'd give a promotion like "free beer" to all ticket holders, and still get people to show up.

 

[JBUCK66]

it started out well enough, then my ADD kicked in